LifeHackered

When LifeHacker.com links to your website for an article, and your webhost can't handle the traffic. Common symtoms ... people visiting the page within hours of a Lifehacker posting generally see a poor performing website, or a message from the website host indicating that the site is unavailable due to exceeding traffic limitations.

Commenter 1: This is some website. It says it's down.
Commenter 2: Yeah, it's been Lifehackered. Check back in a day or 30.

by G33kSp3@k3r November 4, 2011

Gummy lifesaver

The external opening at the lower end of the large bowel; the anus. Nicknamed for its (usual) stretchiness and comparable size to that of a lifesaver of the chewy kind.

Did Christopher try to touch your gummy lifesaver again? It's so unprofessional when he does that.

by Seattle_rojo July 25, 2012

50p lifesaver

Slang for condomn. (popular with underage teenagers)

" i was fucking lucky i had that 50p lifesaver!"

by Ash February 16, 2005

litaker

an ass turd monkey fucker that likes to be a taintopotamus; is a taint poacher and likes to watch bears shit in the woods

"Did you see that weird ass guy watching a bear shit?"
"Yeah, he's a litaker"

by mtb15 April 30, 2010

lifesaver

Another name for a cheat sheet

Tim was caught cheating during an exam.

Prof: "Tim?!"
Tim: "I can explain, I wasn't cheating, I.....it was a lifesaver"

by ranger_PF December 19, 2009

lifehacker lag

The lag of a small website resulting from a link posted on lifehacker.com

This site is so slow. It must be suffering from lifehacker lag.

by coreyjo January 28, 2014

Lifestalker

A variation on the garden variety stalker who harasses or persecutes someone with unwanted and obsessive attention; this one you will not get rid of in your whole lifetime.

She's his true lifestalker on twitter ; one of millions of his fans but she just will not leave him alone- she's obsessed.

by launcestonelliot January 24, 2017