The only thing Kokichi Ouma does, apart from drinking grape soda and being a gayass for a certain emo detective. Its also something that you should avoid doing, especially when you get in a trial with your classmates because one of them has been murdered. Exept if you *are* the murderer. then, lie as much as possible if you want to get out alive.

"It's a lie!"
- Kokichi Ouma, in almost every moment of his life.

Lie by Fairy-type system July 12, 2021

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lie

To knowingly tell an untruth in order to personally gain something or cover up embarrassing facts that may harm your foolish ass. Distinguishable from "bullshit" by its sinister motive.

The best way to determine if Neo-cons are telling a lie is to note whether their lips are moving.....

lie by CunningLinguist September 25, 2005

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lie

Way to interpret reality. Can be used to get free time from your social obligation

It's not a lie, as long as one people believe in it!

Inspired from a friend who lived in ButcherTown

- Boss, I cannot work today, my car doesnt start! ( Taking normally bus )

- Honey, I cannot have time for you today, I have to go to school ( Go drink beer and play poker with friend )

- Honey, I swear I never smoked any weed! (ya ya)

- Hey teacher, I didn't do my homework, I had a virus last week ( actually, last year)

lie by Mathilda February 1, 2005

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