LezBarAnn

LezBarAnn = A normally straight chick who acts like a lesbian when she gets drunk.

BOB: What the Hell is Sue doing kissing that woman?

JOHN: Didn't you know? Sue is a LezBarAnn!

by Dr. Wright, making gay people February 23, 2009

labrarian

labrarian

-noun

1. A connoisseur, cataloger, and true appreciator of a wide variety of vaginas.

Clay: It says here that Gene Simmons has slept with over 3,000 women.

Jay: Whoa.

Clay: And John C. Holmes has slept with thousands as well. Those guys are serious labrarians.

Jay: Yeah, they are!

by Raydell August 5, 2010

lezbitarian

A woman who becomes opinionated (usually politically) after announcing they are gay. Lezbitarians are generally boring so their "coming out" is a big deal. Once the newness wears off they need something else to keep the attention, so they turn political.

Lezbitarian Rosie wants W. charged with war crimes for the invasion of Iraq. Just when I thought it was safe to watch daytime TV again...

by heebahobba March 18, 2009

librarian

well-minded angels with little street-sense or business-savvy, love to help and occasionally are reminded why, often experience burn-out due to low pay, bureaucratic management, and the discovery that the homeless and elderly are more familiar with libraries then your son or daughter, aspire to make a difference in a constantly changing world, are some of the most interesting individuals you will ever meet, are more excited about technology then you think.

The librarian smiled politely and said to the crazy patron, "I'm sorry Sir, but I can't help you print your email from hyperspace."

by Lucesco May 27, 2006

closet librarian

one who displays librarian-like tendencies despite their best efforts to hide them; in fact they usually make no efforts to hide them whatsoever.

Niles Crane (from Frasier) is a closet librarian. There are many others who have not yet come out.

by NOTMYNECK August 13, 2007

Librarianly

How a librarian acts.

Did did that librarian?

Librarianly

by OMGcookie April 26, 2011

Librarian

Librarians are very misunderstood.Most people believe that librarians:
1)are always under a pile of books
2)don't have any connect to the real world
3)are bitter and sarcastic
4)don't have a life
5)own a lot of cats
6)are ugly
7)are full of useless information
8)like to show off their intellectuality

Well guess what,there are some who're like that,but the majority kicks ass.Librarians are the coolest human beings you can find.

WIT :A smart person's weapon against ignorance
LIBRARIAN:A person fighting ignorance with knowledge
WITTY LIBRARIAN:A Smartass

by Luna De Margarita's Sister February 8, 2010