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lewiston lobsta claw

A modified version of the lobster claw. Two in the pink and one in the stink. Your pinky in her butt, the next two in her vagina, and your pointer finger goes on her clit.
If you can get a girl from Lewiston drunk enough, give her the Lewiston lobsta claw and she will forever beg you for it again.
by Coletrain73 October 12, 2013
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Lewiston high school

This school is built on bullshit the kids dress with pants sagging more than gangs and the girls got less clothes than the strip club. There's fights every day to keep it interesting the single stall bathrooms are nicknamed bedrooms by the teachers because of how many kids were caught fucking in them the bathrooms either smell like cat piss or weed you open the bathrooms and smoke rolls every kid smokes either nic or weed.
Doing burnouts at Lewiston high school will leave you not driving for 2 weeks but don't mean I'm gonna stop going sideways out this bitch.
by Dman220055 January 12, 2023
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lewdity

Lewdity is dressing in a way that does not actually reveal anything but at a distance gives the impression that it might. Lewd, but not nude.
Brittney Spears was legendary for lewdity at live performances.
by Ja. News August 25, 2009
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Lewiston Alarm Clock

A domestic fight loud enough to wake you and your housemates up. Named after the town of Lewiston, Maine where this kind of thing happens far too often, especially in the warmer months. Usually happens when you are hungover and just want to sleep.
Me: Hey did you guys hear that Lewiston Alarm Clock this morning?
Them: Yes, I hope it's not like this all summer.

Me: I was having such an awesome sleep until that Lewiston Alarm Clock woke me up this morning.
Them: I wanted to tell them to shut up, but I was scared the Lewiston Alarm Clock would only get louder.
by Uncle Elwood April 16, 2015
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lesdistic

when someone has a dislexic moment or shows a sign of retardeness. ie casey F
sean is soo lesdistic he walked into a wall after telling someone else to watch out
by Murcielago35 May 9, 2009
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Lewdest

A person that pretty much lewds mostly anything.
"Gosh man your such a dirty lewdiest."

"Do you have to lewd anything i do you dirty lewdest."
by BBG Neutral June 9, 2018
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Lewdism

It's basically lewding to everything that exists. Making porn about it, jerking towards it, etc. It doesn't matter if the subject/object is real or fictional.

KEEP IN MIND! Sexual interaction between a real male and a real female is not considered to be Lewdism.
Larry: Omg, this animated character has got a fine Ass...
Gary: Bruh, what is this Lewdism?
by Iwasthereforreal October 11, 2019
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