lewd act

an unlawful action such as exposing your private parts in public

Principal: Do not pee on the field.
Student: Why?
Principal: Because that is a lewd act.

by baby 3 June 11, 2016

lewd dude

Very inappropriate. Explicit. Always involved in illicit acts. Ridiculing peers with lewd gestures.

Dude1: Hey man, why don't you mess that dude anymore?

Dude2: Nah, bruh that guy is a lewd dude.

by Akazaka September 14, 2018

Lewd monsta

A female who is so lewd and lecherous that everything they do, no matter how simple or mundane the task may be, they find a way to make it highly erotic and sexual.

Leo: "Dude that new girl Ava is such a lewd monsta. I saw her writing a paper and it was so hot."
Chad: "Damn I could use a lewd monsta like that!"

by thesultanofgrip October 23, 2023

Lewd Loli

something you don't want to show your parents

send lewd lolis ples

by FTG Elmun May 28, 2018

Lewd Two

The nickname used by Soviet Waifu on discord when he is in the middle of drawing hentai (specifically Zero Two) and cooming

Windmill : "I wonder what Soviet Waifu is doing"
Stupidgoose : "His nickname is Lewd Two, what do you think"
Windmill : "Horny"

by Soviet Waifu January 12, 2021

Lewd Light Show

A lewd light show is when you pull down your pants and lay on your back, with your exposed rear end in the air. then, break open a bunch of glow-sticks, and pour the neon ooze inside of them, onto and/or around your anus region (it is recommended to have people assisting). then when the time is right, or for those more talented, you must fart. thus, launching the neon colors into the air, creating a beautiful array of colors showering down on you and your friends.

Man 1: yo man, did you catch the halftime show last night?!
Man 2: nah i missed it, what happened?
Man 1: aww it was amazing! after hannah montana finished her last song she called 30 kids onstage!! then all the lights went dim and we couldn't really tell what was going on, when all of a sudden the most beautiful blossom of lights exploded from where the stage had been. it was the most amazing and only surprise lewd light show i've ever seen, i nearly wept.

by Tommy Salami Masepracoddi October 30, 2009

lewd ninja

Someone who shamelessly sends lewd images to people that like pornography and is proud of it.

"I'm going to talk to my lewd ninja to see if he has any hentai for me."

by LewdNinja January 15, 2020