Insta-lerking

Going more than 25 weeks deep into someone that you fantasize about's Instagram Page and not liking any pictures.

Gurl#1: i was insta-lerking Dequans page last night.
Gurl #2: Did you like any pictures?
Gurl #1: Hell no, i was 56 weeks deep into that page gurl!!!!

by UbERmaN3221 November 4, 2015

Lerkin'

verb: Intentionally posing in other people's photos, for a later surprise; Jumping in to a picture uninvited; Being in a picture without the subjects approval or knowledge.

"Haha did you see Josh lerkin' in those kids' picture??"

by Rahiti June 28, 2008

Lerking

The act of being approximately 1462.7 lbs. overweight while still retaining an incredibly dense muscle mass. Lerking is also defined as the act of benching the world, while being spotted by Atlas. Those who Lerk are generally bad at walking and balancing, and tend to trip on anything and everything in their general vicinity. Lerks typically can be found masturbating upside down in playground near small children, inside Tommy Lockhart's van, or inside a vaginaboob.

That Eric was Lerking so hard, he benched my world.

by Tbaratta April 29, 2012

lerking

Verb Lerking comes from the verb lerk which means to sneek.

"Thirsty nigg** be lerking you have to catch em' and merk em'" The Massacre, 50 cent, In My Hood

by Cario Williams April 7, 2005

Insta-lerking

When someone goes into a person's profile. They go as far as their very first post, but never want to like anything, because it would be too weird.

Gurl #1 (on the phone, so there is some sarcasm)- Gurl, OMG!! I was just Insta-lerking through Gavin's pics he is sssoooooooo HOT!!!
Gurl#2- OMFG! Really?! Did you like any of them????
Gurl#1- OMF NOOO!!! Gurl it was a year back that I went up to, there is no way that I am going to like his pictures.

by I_am_a_unicorn January 17, 2016

lerky

a small flying creature featured in "natural selection", leeted up (ogc free!)

"hey lerky! gorges can fly too!"

by kittah; lerky July 10, 2003

ta blu lerku

A very straightforward person that has dreams of helping people when she's broke AF. She had many dreams that never came true due to her not setting her mind on one thing. Usually dark short hair and is pretty tan herself ,also in the Army For a US citizenship. Not that tall for her age and probably is really short not only that but she has no love life except for her imagination. You would describe her as a girly girl inside who has no time to dress up but has a great fashion sense. She is one of the most toughest and kind people you know so never miss out on getting a Ta Blu Lerku in your life.

girl: look it's Ta Blu she is so short
boy : shut up Ta Blu is so cute
BTS Jungkook: Ta Blu Lerku will you marry me? My future Mrs.Jeon maybe...?

by yay_170 October 16, 2020