Gut shot leopard is a term for "an awful mess." If my dad ever saw some of my horrible wiring jobs as a youngster, or some terrible looking food he was the first to exclaim it looked like a gut shot leopard.
by blake March 31, 2004
Get the gut shot leopard mug.A successful, sexy, sassy previously married 40/50 year old woman who is not into dating the nearly dead or dude in diapers. She is the elusive cat who is hunted by many but rarely captured. She is not one to succumb to stupid come on lines and won't be captured for a one night stand. She is the long term relationship seductress. It' all or nothing with this feline.
by kayceezee July 25, 2010
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September 24th and October 22end are national leopard gecko day. The day to appreciate leopard geckos.
G : Look at this cute gecko
B : Today is national leopard gecko day! This is a blessing!
G : oH mY gAwD it’s so CUTEEEEE ITS SMILING AHBWHSHWHAHAHAHSSBBS AAAAAA
B : Today is national leopard gecko day! This is a blessing!
G : oH mY gAwD it’s so CUTEEEEE ITS SMILING AHBWHSHWHAHAHAHSSBBS AAAAAA
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Get the Steven Leonardi mug.The nursing home version of the female cougar (women in their 40's who like men 10+ years younger). The Crippled White Snow Leopard is after the Snow Leopard. The order is: Cougar, Puma, Snow Leopard & Crippled White Snow Leopard.
We just set Grandpa up in a sweet retirement community. Dad and I visited last weekend and there was a Crippled White Snow Leopard trying to get my dad's phone number for a hook-up.
by CougarishPuma April 10, 2014
Get the crippled white snow leopard mug.NOT an "urban cougar", but still a single or divorced woman 35 to 55, intelligent, successful, educated, secure in herself, her looks and her life. She enjoys the company of men on her terms. She does not seek younger men, older men or even men her own age. They seek HER.
These women are far, far classier than the trashy "cougar". They do not frequent bars for pick ups, hook ups or anything other than a drink and some company with their girl friends. They do not hide their ages or their attitudes and are impatient with obvious come ons. Mostly solitary, they are very, very difficult to hunt, hence "leopardess". Katherine Hepburn would have been the Ultimate Urban Leopard(ess).
You might call them a MILF if you want to get slapped.
Also called a leopardess or quite simply, a grown woman.
These women are far, far classier than the trashy "cougar". They do not frequent bars for pick ups, hook ups or anything other than a drink and some company with their girl friends. They do not hide their ages or their attitudes and are impatient with obvious come ons. Mostly solitary, they are very, very difficult to hunt, hence "leopardess". Katherine Hepburn would have been the Ultimate Urban Leopard(ess).
You might call them a MILF if you want to get slapped.
Also called a leopardess or quite simply, a grown woman.
"Dude. Don't. That's no cougar. That's a leopard. She will smack your ass and send you home to Mommy." --overheard in a bar
by Circaeon January 28, 2007
Get the leopard mug.1. A hot, older woman aged 56 yo and up; a gilf.
2. The final step in the milf/cougar/lynx continuum.
2. The final step in the milf/cougar/lynx continuum.
by E. Boskin January 21, 2007
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