canadian contact lenses

When there is still a little semen in a woman's eye after receiving a cumshot or getting bukkake

"Dude, these REAL canadian contact lenses suck, I feel like there's cum in my eye!"

by Dr. Steve Cleamer January 16, 2015

Good lenses, bad frames

Describing someone who gives a bad first impression but is actually a good person. Someone who doesn't appear to be competent, yet is extremely capable at what he/she does.

Dr. Bruce is a spaz, but he's one of the best doctors I know. You wouldn't know it by looking at him...good lenses, bad frames.

by Carollafan2 April 10, 2009

fatboy lenses

When you look back on an old crush, and realize that they were never attractive at all... you were just looking at them through sad, desperate "fatboy lenses".

It's like having beer goggles while being sober.

"Oh man, I ran into Jess the other day. She's so queer looking. I must have been looking at her through my fatboy lenses back at school"

by TwentyMayBeTwenty May 14, 2010

Foggy Lense Syndrome (FLS)

A condition where the protagonist defies all logic and makes an outrageous out of this world comment that leaves the audience dumbfounded

Ambreen's at it again with her Foggy Lense Syndrome (FLS)

by PicanteMexico June 4, 2010

cocktact lense

Drizzling your man gravy into someone's eye.

She wouldn't stop staring at me, so I helped put in her cocktact lense.

by RustyPWhole April 27, 2017

Gucci lenses

Everything is fine. Synonym to Good or nice or sweet

Typically used as a response to a statement or incident. Generally as a way to express that everything is ok.
"Hey Jesus someone hit your truck??"

"Yeah but it's didn't even get a dent. Her car got damaged but she rear ended me. We're Gucci lenses"

by Lawdjesus October 25, 2023

Lense dart

When you are able to shoot a very solid turd directly at the camera lense.

Last night I was filming content for my onlyfans and was able to achieve a perfect lense dart

by Frankie Armstrong August 18, 2023