The Leno

Jay Leno has this book out called "If Roast Beef could fly"....If you put this together with RoastBeef Syndromeyou get The Leno. When your roast beef is so bad your clits start to flip flap flop around and then you start to fly

Grimy girl named Trixie had roastbeef syndrome so bad she pulled a Leno.

by Chris and Kevin May 8, 2004

leno

An angelic warrior in constant battle with his evil twin, Io, and his archrival, Seph. He has the ability to contact the gods to receive godly powers and smite his opponents.

Leno lopped off the Kagemusha's head!

by Roach April 18, 2004

Pulling a Leno

To give something to someone just long enough for them to figure out how to use it.

Then take it back with no warning or remorse.

The term 'Indian Giver' being both dated and politically incorrect shall now be replaced with, "Pulling a Leno"

by Team Conan January 17, 2010

jay leno

when something has run it's course but one or more participants refuse to acknowledge it.

i broke up with her last night but she showed up at my place today for lunch, all "jay leno" like we were still together...?

by wgzn September 30, 2009

spark a leno

to twist a budd
leno is from the spanish word leño that means wood log and stands here as a slang for buddah

spark a leno when we ride

by Swoopa March 2, 2009

Jay Leno

the 'Brett Favre' to Conan O'Brien's 'Aaron Rodgers'; coming back in the wake of retirement to screw another man's career; flip flop

Man, don't be a Jay Leno. Step down while you can, and let someone else handle it.

by SawGuru January 14, 2010

Jay Leno

an insult you call someone if they're a backstabbing whore who crushes dreams

That Jay Leno stole Conan O'Brien's time slot and the integrity of late night talk shows.

by imisspenhall21 January 15, 2010