by findoneyourself May 26, 2006
Get the leekmug. by Diggerbola June 15, 2016
Get the Leekmug. An alternative to lol.
Randomer One: my hard dicks are seagate.
Randomer Two: leek.
Randomer One: so seagate comes out of them? instead of seamen?
Randomer Two: LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
Randomer Two: leek.
Randomer One: so seagate comes out of them? instead of seamen?
Randomer Two: LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
by Darkimmortal November 16, 2007
Get the leekmug. Leek is a vegetable. But, the first time I've seen "Leeking" was in a text message. I didn't, back then, know its meaning. So, after some research I found "Leeking" is a typo/auto correct for "Lurking" and it referred to and accepted for someone who's been lurking around and lazy like leek. I also found it in some plumbing small businesses' names and it referred to "Leaking".
by Fouajee March 8, 2019
Get the Leekingmug. by Cockeyednigga November 2, 2013
Get the mo leekmug. Better than your average everyday thrift store, far more exciting than a nasty old roadside yard sale and with a selection ten times more vast than the Swap Shop -- It's not just any regular sale, it's a Leek Sale, and it's fabulous because it exists only in the world of Micro Type Pro. Among the many titillating things you can find at a Leek Sale, a few are:
a jak salad;
a sad dad;
hash;
a fir desk;
a dike;
At a Leek Sale you will also find a good deal of lads and lasses to ask. Don't ask me what you're supposed to ask them –– you can ask a sad dad that.
Worry not if you don't find a great deal at a Leek Sale, because all jaks fall. Just remember to read all fall ads and add a jak next time, and all should be well.
a jak salad;
a sad dad;
hash;
a fir desk;
a dike;
At a Leek Sale you will also find a good deal of lads and lasses to ask. Don't ask me what you're supposed to ask them –– you can ask a sad dad that.
Worry not if you don't find a great deal at a Leek Sale, because all jaks fall. Just remember to read all fall ads and add a jak next time, and all should be well.
Key the following line at a brisk pace and strike ENTER:
she had a leek sale; she held a leek; a jak salad; all jaks fall; he had a fir desk; a dike; she has had hash; all sad dads fall; as a lad falls;
Person 1: That Leek Sale sucked. I didn't find anything I wanted.
Person 2: Don't worry. All lads fall. We'll have better luck next time –– let's stop at Ruby Tuesday's on the way home. I've got a hankering for a jak salad.
she had a leek sale; she held a leek; a jak salad; all jaks fall; he had a fir desk; a dike; she has had hash; all sad dads fall; as a lad falls;
Person 1: That Leek Sale sucked. I didn't find anything I wanted.
Person 2: Don't worry. All lads fall. We'll have better luck next time –– let's stop at Ruby Tuesday's on the way home. I've got a hankering for a jak salad.
by Lyosha September 10, 2009
Get the Leek Salemug. A girl or slut that does freaky things all the time. She never can have enough sex. She can do every sex position imaginable and make up her own. Petey Pablo made a theme song for these women, Freek-a-Leek. They may also often have ghetto names.
Rodeesha is a Freek-a-Leek.
by TipsyMa4Lyfe June 7, 2004
Get the Freek-A-Leekmug.