whoring yourself just to make money to pay your cable bill, for the sweet satisfaction of watching Lost on Wednesday nights
Heather, you're such a Lostitute! Get a job and stop whoring yourself on Austin Hwy on Tuesday nights just so you can watch Lost on Wednesday.
by LilyCornucopia February 25, 2009
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She was happy with all the attention she was getting, but he doubted he could luvstitute much longer.
by beaujolais November 8, 2009
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A hybrid of prostitute and Lax, ergo, one who sluts herself out only to lax bros.
She keeps you in the shower a little bit longer, and she definitely knows her way around a head.
The veteran laxtitute silently accepts a pinny the morning after and takes her leave.
She keeps you in the shower a little bit longer, and she definitely knows her way around a head.
The veteran laxtitute silently accepts a pinny the morning after and takes her leave.
Bro, I thought about asking that Laxtitute if she was clean but then realized shes only slept with all of us
by Laxtitute69 June 26, 2010
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I'm trying to study, and all I can hear is the lawstitute on the other side of the book shelf blowing the prof on her way to an A.
by Violable Juniors July 7, 2008
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2) A female attracted to sweet lettice and those who rip top chedd, their main goal in life is bukkake from an entire lax team.
2) A female attracted to sweet lettice and those who rip top chedd, their main goal in life is bukkake from an entire lax team.
by SigmaCha head rush December 12, 2010
Get the Laxtitute mug.A girl that pretends she can play lacrosse, and walks around wearing a sports bra(generally neon) a lax penny, and spandex. The laxtitutes of schools are generally the sluttiest ones, who think that they're too cool. They generally have big boobs and don't hide them.
Guy 1: damn!
guy2: what?
guy 1:look at that girl over there
guy 2: oh that laxtitute? yea we fucked last night
guy 1: think she'll want me?
guy 2: probably- consider you play lacrosses
laxtitute: what are you looking at?
guy 1: your ches-- nothing!
laxtitute: it's ok i dont mind! wanna touch 'em?
guy 1: yea!!
guy2: what?
guy 1:look at that girl over there
guy 2: oh that laxtitute? yea we fucked last night
guy 1: think she'll want me?
guy 2: probably- consider you play lacrosses
laxtitute: what are you looking at?
guy 1: your ches-- nothing!
laxtitute: it's ok i dont mind! wanna touch 'em?
guy 1: yea!!
by yeamanyeagirl October 27, 2011
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