The action of trying to take the intense love you feel for someone you can't be with, and assigning it to another.
She was happy with all the attention she was getting, but he doubted he could luvstitute much longer.
by beaujolais November 8, 2009
Get the luvstitute mug.A hybrid of prostitute and Lax, ergo, one who sluts herself out only to lax bros.
She keeps you in the shower a little bit longer, and she definitely knows her way around a head.
The veteran laxtitute silently accepts a pinny the morning after and takes her leave.
She keeps you in the shower a little bit longer, and she definitely knows her way around a head.
The veteran laxtitute silently accepts a pinny the morning after and takes her leave.
Bro, I thought about asking that Laxtitute if she was clean but then realized shes only slept with all of us
by Laxtitute69 June 26, 2010
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by laxtitute December 28, 2005
Get the laxtitute mug.1) A cultureless and classless women.
2) A female attracted to sweet lettice and those who rip top chedd, their main goal in life is bukkake from an entire lax team.
2) A female attracted to sweet lettice and those who rip top chedd, their main goal in life is bukkake from an entire lax team.
by SigmaCha head rush December 12, 2010
Get the Laxtitute mug.A girl that pretends she can play lacrosse, and walks around wearing a sports bra(generally neon) a lax penny, and spandex. The laxtitutes of schools are generally the sluttiest ones, who think that they're too cool. They generally have big boobs and don't hide them.
Guy 1: damn!
guy2: what?
guy 1:look at that girl over there
guy 2: oh that laxtitute? yea we fucked last night
guy 1: think she'll want me?
guy 2: probably- consider you play lacrosses
laxtitute: what are you looking at?
guy 1: your ches-- nothing!
laxtitute: it's ok i dont mind! wanna touch 'em?
guy 1: yea!!
guy2: what?
guy 1:look at that girl over there
guy 2: oh that laxtitute? yea we fucked last night
guy 1: think she'll want me?
guy 2: probably- consider you play lacrosses
laxtitute: what are you looking at?
guy 1: your ches-- nothing!
laxtitute: it's ok i dont mind! wanna touch 'em?
guy 1: yea!!
by yeamanyeagirl October 27, 2011
Get the laxtitute mug.A girl who has gotten with more than two members of one lacrosse team; lacrosse groupie.
This girl may lead to laxers on the team tending to manalyze eachother, because all of them are trying to get with her.
This girl may lead to laxers on the team tending to manalyze eachother, because all of them are trying to get with her.
Zach: So Brandon, are you hittin up any ladies this weekend?
Brandn: Yeah, im hittin up Pikesville High School's laxstitute.
Zach: Dam, that trick is hot as shit.
Brandn: Yeah, im hittin up Pikesville High School's laxstitute.
Zach: Dam, that trick is hot as shit.
by laxstituter93 April 24, 2009
Get the Laxstitute mug.Someone (male or female) who engages in douchebag activity for payment. In this case 'douchebag activity' involves wearing a small alligator on items of designer clothing and 'payment' involves paying extortionately over the odds.
"Kimmie just spent $400 on three items from the Lacoste store and now she's flaunting them on the street corner"
"What a Lacostitute"
"What a Lacostitute"
by markleigh99 April 13, 2016
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