by the trippin dippins September 02, 2009
adj. Used to define a word which has no amazingly awesome or revolutionary appeal, but is still wholly and entirely amusing.
by Tiio January 31, 2004
by Al3x_lavalover August 26, 2006
When one partner shoots a massive load of cum into the other partners bloody orphus (anus, or vagina). Then shoves a tampon in the orphus. It is left there for 5 minutes.
Once the 'lava' has become warm, your partner creampie's the bloody, cum tampon out.
Once the 'lava' has become warm, your partner creampie's the bloody, cum tampon out.
by the candy man really can't April 05, 2011
To perform a Fijian Lava Lamp with your good lady, you will need:
A large carton of Pineapple juice (with bits), a bottle of hot sauce, a Bounty bar and a funnel. Get her to hop on all fours and raise that ass right up in the air. Pop in the funnel and deliver a soothing pineapple enema. Plug her with the bounty bar. Now, shag her vigorously from behind and when approaching peak, whip out the bounty and squeeze in a generous serving of fiery hot chilli sauce. As her burn builds and you shoot your wad, lower your head over her bubbling pineappley ringer and prepare for a cataclysmic volcanic ass eruption right in your boat race - a la, a Fijian Lava Lamp.
NB. Should you not wish to take the full eruption facially, when expunged into a large Martina glass, a Fijian Lava Lamp makes a fabulous pre-dinner cocktail.
A large carton of Pineapple juice (with bits), a bottle of hot sauce, a Bounty bar and a funnel. Get her to hop on all fours and raise that ass right up in the air. Pop in the funnel and deliver a soothing pineapple enema. Plug her with the bounty bar. Now, shag her vigorously from behind and when approaching peak, whip out the bounty and squeeze in a generous serving of fiery hot chilli sauce. As her burn builds and you shoot your wad, lower your head over her bubbling pineappley ringer and prepare for a cataclysmic volcanic ass eruption right in your boat race - a la, a Fijian Lava Lamp.
NB. Should you not wish to take the full eruption facially, when expunged into a large Martina glass, a Fijian Lava Lamp makes a fabulous pre-dinner cocktail.
LUKE: Whoa Brian! Your eyes are red as fuck this morning. Did you not get much sleep last night?
BRIAN: No mate, Slept like a baby. It was that Fijian Lava Lamp that I gave the missus last night. The pyroclastic flow got me right in the peepers.
BRIAN: No mate, Slept like a baby. It was that Fijian Lava Lamp that I gave the missus last night. The pyroclastic flow got me right in the peepers.
by DD81RB74 July 24, 2016
by Natedizzle February 27, 2003
A slow pulsing, undulating dance that resembles lava lamps. What dykes look like when they dance. This refers ONLY to large dykes--not lesbians in general. Like lava lamps, the dykes' lava lamp dance is VERY hypnotic!
Whoa--even though those dykes are tryin' to rock out, they're still doing their slow lava lamp dance!
by CK7 July 16, 2006