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Laughing Jack

A CreepyPasta of average fame, Laughing Jack is what is known as a clown. He is, of course, murderous. His preferred method of killing is slicing open the stomach of said victim, removing the inards and stuffing the body with candy. Before he kills his victim (usually a young child), he becomes "imaginary friends" with them. Said child is then comfortable with Laughing Jack coming into their room, and will suspect nothing when he murders them. In the original CreepyPasta introducing Laughing Jack, it is said that after the parent discoveres the boy is murdered, they accidentally stab the boy in the heart, in an attempt to stab Laughing Jack. When the authorities arrive, it looks like the parent had murdered the boy herself. The parent was charged with insanity and was sent to a mental institution. There is never an explanation for what happened to Laughing Jack, so we can only imagine that he is still at large.
Boy: Papa, is Laughing Jack real?
Father: Laughing Jack is a child's story for cowards.
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pity laugh

a half-assed laugh that you give as a reaction to a stupid story or comment, pity laughs are usually used when the story or comment is ment to be funny but really isn't
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Laughing Academy

"Sally ought to be put away in a laughing academy."

(From the 1940 Hal Roach comedy Turnabout based on a short story by Thorne Smith.)
by Grebdehrm January 18, 2015
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laughing like a hyena

laughing like a hyena laughing hysterically or uncontrollably laughing
my neighbor let his dogs loose in my yard to do their business he was laughing like a hyena while watching his dogs do their business in my yard
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Live Laugh Love

A trite phrase shallow women stencil onto their bedroom walls after seeing a DIY segment on the Rachael Ray Show.
"My life has no true meaning so I'm going to latch onto the phrase Live Laugh Love and pretend that it validates our loveless marriage and under-achieving children - okay honey?"
by McPhd September 7, 2011
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Laughy Hands

A medical condition in which whenever the affected person is so overcome with laughter, it renders them unable to perform various motor tasks using their hands. Such as writing or typing.
1) Person A: *tells a joke*
Person B: HAHAHAHHAHA omg I have laughy hands now and can't write!

2) "Sorry it took me so long to text you back, something funny happened and I had to wait until my laughy hands subsided."
by LaughyHands February 22, 2011
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damn bro you got the whole squad laughing

damn bro you got the whole squad laughing is something someone says when someone says something unfunny
person 1: *says something unfunny*
person 2: damn bro you got the whole squad laughing
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