LATVIAN sausage

serious hot sausage export from latvia.

alternatively used as Yoda's LIghtsaber. a definite favourite with all the ladiEs.

sweat your yummy latvian sausage in an airtight lunch-box for 2 weeks. allowing for optimum hot sticky texture and aroma to develop.

now sit back, squeeze and enjoy!

B Rob: hey! that Latvian sausage isn't for you! isn't that a beotch!

heartbroken girl: why lead ME on then?

by naali'srare November 8, 2012

Latvian Communion

Vodka with a pickle chaser.

At every Letten im Weltall show, I end up taking Latvian communion.

by Die Anderen September 18, 2010

Latvian Special

When a girl takes over 50 cumshots in one fantastic sexual experience. Thanks to the performance of the Latvian goalie vs. Canada at the 2014 Sochi Olympics.

That girl is a total champ. She achieved the Latvian Special over the weekend after the football game.

by ikkarussfrunkis February 23, 2014

latvian Burn

Latvian burn when a latvian,usually a latvian woman, lights the pubic hair of a man on fire

"I heard you went to a party last night and got wasted"
"Yeah i got a latvian burn and it hurts like hell"

by Gingermidget July 15, 2009

Latvian Cheeseballs

The act of coating ones balls with the powder of crushed cheeseballs and forcefully placing them in the face of a girl and having her lick them nice and clean.

Man I gave Ashley the Latvian Cheeseballs last night, she really likes it the cheesiest.

by The Cheesiest May 13, 2011

latvian sorbet

When you tie a women upside down from a ceiling fan
and three guys position themselves in triangle formation
around the ceiling fan, the women then proceeds to suck the guys dicks in a clockwise direction as the fan spins her around. meanwhile a midgit in buttless chaps runs around and spanks her ass as she spins in a circle.

JEREMY:DUDE you wont even belive what happened at the KIV party last week, Sam,freddy,and daniel totally gave this one bitch a Latvian Sorbet

Juan: yea i heard they paid 50 dollers to the midget too.

by freddy popstar June 22, 2008

Latvian Jelly

When someone makes liquid jelly and pours it over someone else's bum cheeks as part of sex and tries to eat it after its set

- Want to try some Latvian Jelly later?
- Not really but I'll make some if you want

by gazJ08 July 19, 2009