Larted

To laugh and fart at the same time, at a joke that isn’t funny, then follow it with more laughing.

“Ur mom gay”
“Haha”
(Insert farting sound)
“HAHAHAHA, I just Larted!”

by Devil - G October 11, 2018

Larte

Adjective:
1 doing something or taking place after someone has shat themselves
2 belonging or taking place near the end of shat.
Adverb:
1 After the shat
2 toward the end of a shat

Oh shit! I was too larte, he'd already taken a massive fuckin' dump on the floor! Damnit Miley!!

by B.C Baldimore January 16, 2019

lart

a laughing fart, when you laugh so hard and uncontrollably that you squeeze one out, by accident.

Mark:(telling a really funny joke)
EJ: omg omg rotfl lol omg oh shit i just larted

by Mark P Rich January 19, 2008

Larted

When you accidentally fart while laughing. Often times the offender -- surprised by the flatulence -- will laugh longer than necessary and sometimes a little louder in hopes that anyone in the area will not have heard the gas.

Unfortunately, this only brings more attention to the situation.

Larters often leave the scene to not only out of embarrassment, but to hopefully drag the smell with them.

Dude, why'd you walk away so quickly?

I larted and I think Karen heard it.

by SickTwist February 4, 2012

larted

(past tense) To bitchslap, reprimand, or to rap someone over the knuckles.

I larted Jim for coming in late the other morning.

by jasonwoody May 31, 2006

lart

1. When one laughs so hard they fart. (Laugh + Fart= Lart.)

Joslyn's laughter turned to shame when a loud lart shot out of her arse.

by Joslyn Kloehn January 4, 2009

lart

a liquid fart

I was about to let rip with what at first seem a normal bubblyfart, until I got the unmistakable feeling of liquid leaking from my bunghole, at which point I knew I had a juicy lart on deck and I would be left with swamp ass for the rest of the day.

by jcinthelv September 28, 2008