lakewood

number one, gayest city. it beats LA, trust me.

if you drop ur keys in Lakewood, kick them until you get to Cleveland.

by Pat O'Malley March 20, 2004

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Lakewood Highschool

One of the coolest highschools in America. It's in Lakewood, Ohio though, so there are alot of gays, but other than that its awesome. It sports purple and gold as it's colors, and the mascot is the Ranger Man. There are many different types of people here: emos, wiggers, preps, you name it, LHS has it. Most of the teachers are awesome, except for Mrs Gabriel, she is hated by everyone. Theres alot of stoners, and alot of em smoke in the lunchroom. In this school you only get a detention for that. A DETENTION. FOR DRUGS. It's also the place where the girls are either totally prude or so slutty they get gang-banged every day (they're mostly slutty though). Alot of the girls are very beautifull and will most likely become models (or pornstars for the slutty ones). We also have ALOT of ghetto kids, where the middle and upper class kids are kind of rare. Most of our sports teams are pretty bad, but the band is really good, they even performed at the Cotton Bowl in Dallas, Texas. It's also the one school you can go to and actually have fun.

Kid 1-"Man I love Lakewood Highschool, too bad our basketball team is 3-11 though"

Kid2-"Who cares, it's Lakewood Highschool. That automatically makes us the best"

Douschebag-"Man fuck lakewood its full of a whole bunch of fags"

Cool kid (that goes to lakewood high)-"shut the fuck up, Lakewood will kick you school's ass!"

by ArabMoneygETTA0 February 5, 2010

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Lakewood

A large working-class suburb just west of Cleveland, OH. The coastline consists of wealthy older liberals in 1920s mansions. The West End is a party spot for 20 somethings. As for the rest of the place, it's a combination of normal suburban families, gays, trust fund-less broke hipsters, and drug addicted criminal scum. The neighborhood goes from decent to terrible in the blink of an eye depending on where you go. All the billboard ads are for HIV meds, abortion clinics, or drug rehab programs. There's good pizza though, if that's your thing.

I parked my car overnight in Lakewood and someone smashed the window and stole the stereo. Who the hell steals car stereos in 2018?

Last night at Mehalls I saw two drunk 40 year old trannies in a fist fight. Typical.

I took my grandparents to Pier W one time for dinner but after driving up 117th St they said they'd never do it again.

by jimmy911 September 22, 2018

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Lakewood

A small town in New Jersey that no one knows about unless you live in ocean county.
Known mainly for its large Jewish population.
Also known for the lare amount of mexicans standing outside of the post office everyday trying to get picked up by construction workers for cheap labor.
The education is the worsest in the county dur to the fact that 33 percent of the students are mexican and more ten half dont speak english.
You will not get shot in lakewood high school maybe stabbed but now shot.
The princpal, Mr. Anderson, constantly gets confused with agent Smith from the matrix.
Do not make any racist comment in the town of lakewood especially in the KP's, MLK or highpoint or you might get killed.

white boy 1 (from neighboring towns Jackson, Brick or TomsRiver): Nigga please get that wack ass dro out my face
white boy 2: stfu steve do u know were we are
black boy 1: what te f*ck you say punk ass white boy
white boy 1: whats good nigga ::puts ups dapps::
black boy 1: ::beats te shit out of white boy 1 and 2 then steals there car leaving them in Lakewood::

by q-dawg November 14, 2005

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