lard-on

When a dude gets an erection for an obese female.

Wow, Ryan totally harpooned that orca with his lard-on.

by brandonwitherman September 10, 2014

Lard-on

When you eat too much food and your belly is too big to even see your own cock.

"Fuck, that bargain bucket gave me a lard-on so i pissed on the floor."

by DaveSiiick November 27, 2012

Lard

Someone or something that is worse then the term Butters

Guy 1: Yoooo dude, check out that girl, shes buff!

Guy 2: Naaaah fam, she aint even butters, she's Lard

by ManLykeAdi October 21, 2017

lard

An expression used to convey feelings of annoyance, irritation, dissatisfaction, or general disgust towards a particular situation, or a comment made by somebody.

"Man, that new Vin Diesel movie is amazing!"
"....Lard"

by Mitch Martin August 10, 2007

Lard

A awesome friend who doesnt care that lard is his nickname, wicked sense of humour!!

"Hey Lard"
"Hey what"

by elese, em, milly & shannon January 27, 2009

Lard

An annoying fatass whom you still hang out with even though he's a moron and his speech and thoughts never make any sense. Alledged to have marijuana flowing in his bloodstream.

Why thinking like Lard you dumbass.

by gongkia December 27, 2003

lard

Jello Biafra's (from Dead Kennedys) collaboration with Al Jourgensen from Ministry.

by MeBabyMe July 23, 2003