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Lantern Brothers

When two guys share the same flesh light
Last night Josh and Steve became lantern brothers
by CharlesU.Farley June 16, 2018
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lantern brothers

Two men who share a fleshlight. Coined by Katie-Ellen Humphries during Gentleman Hecklers screening of Green Lantern in Rio Theatre.
Whoops, I did not know it was your fleshlight! I guess we are lantern brothers now!
by skeptindapub June 14, 2018
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Lantern deuce

Having to take a dump when the power is out.
Lights are out and I have to poop, looks like it's time for a lantern deuce.
by Mean1 April 5, 2019
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lantern palace

completely disgrace from shitty managers to underpaid staff.
“are you looking forward to your shift at the lantern palace.”
funny joke.”
by sgmcaspchgm September 4, 2022
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Crack O' Lantern

The smile that a longterm crackhead/cokehead displays due to missing teeth. The remaining teeth are spaced out with the gaps from missing teeth very obvious, thus resembling a classic Jack O' Lantern carved mouth.
I once worked with a super cokehead, Andycaine, who has a Crack O' Lantern grill.
by Joey Paisan July 18, 2011
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Jawad the Jack o'lantern Killer

A classic horror tale of a young Pakistani boy who grew up to become an infamous pumpkin loving serial killer.
Andy was stabbed in the anus by Jawad the Jack o'lantern Killer.
by theman8787878787 October 25, 2011
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old brooklyn lantern

Performing a sexual act with a Mag Lite Normal in the Anus, sometimes in the vagina. The light side should be on the outside so the light can be flashed around the room.
Jermahl: hey Ryan it is dark in here, have you seen my maglite?
Ryan: hold on let me pull my pants down and I will break out with the "Old Brooklyn Lantern"
by lds70 May 13, 2013
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