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Get the Landing strip mug.by Anonymous November 2, 2002
Get the landing strip mug.When you are in or about to begin the act of male masterbation in your bed and lay down a neat line of toilet paper at the projected target so it doesn’t get on your bed.
Guy 1: yea man I laid down the phatest landing strip last night but it just want enough to contain this December 1st nut.
Guy 2: I totally get it man same thing happened to me
Guy 2: I totally get it man same thing happened to me
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Get the Landing strip mug.by Berry Flomar January 15, 2004
Get the landing strip mug.A: That's a landing strip
B: What? you want to see my landing strip
A: Really, can you stop being that fucking disgusting
B: What? you want to see my landing strip
A: Really, can you stop being that fucking disgusting
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Get the Landing strip mug.by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003
Get the landing strip mug.A pair of black sweatpants from an ex-girlfriend used to catch male ejaculate during self-stimulation. The sweatpants are placed spread-eagle on the ground and the man must choose which runway (pant leg) to ejaculate upon.
by Dan February 21, 2005
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