by STDfree December 09, 2017
by Anonymous November 02, 2002
When you are in or about to begin the act of male masterbation in your bed and lay down a neat line of toilet paper at the projected target so it doesn’t get on your bed.
Guy 1: yea man I laid down the phatest landing strip last night but it just want enough to contain this December 1st nut.
Guy 2: I totally get it man same thing happened to me
Guy 2: I totally get it man same thing happened to me
by Cay919 November 30, 2017
by Berry Flomar January 16, 2004
A: That's a landing strip
B: What? you want to see my landing strip
A: Really, can you stop being that fucking disgusting
B: What? you want to see my landing strip
A: Really, can you stop being that fucking disgusting
by British Paciic June 08, 2020
by Herschel Quintron December 30, 2003
A pair of black sweatpants from an ex-girlfriend used to catch male ejaculate during self-stimulation. The sweatpants are placed spread-eagle on the ground and the man must choose which runway (pant leg) to ejaculate upon.
by Dan February 21, 2005