lampost lady

a lady that believes she is a lamppost. she has wanted to be one forever and can finally be one

omg have you seen her. she’s the lampost lady!

by WillowCrystal April 22, 2022

dirty lampost

Putting Reeses peanut butter on your hands, and slapping an individual a hi-five (or low five!) that posesses peanut allergies. After this, tell them you are going to call the hospital, but don't

College Guy 1: Yo i had this really gay roomate last semester, but i managed to get a new one
College Dude 4: Really how'd you manage to Pull that off
College Guy 1: i gave that faggot a dirty lampost and now hes dead
College Dude 4: Nice, you rule almost as much as Project Pat

by UNCLE JESSE'S NEIGHBOORHOOD June 22, 2005

Lampost wanker

A guy hu wears hats and lives in s/bridge. he likes eying up the local lamposts

I am N***** and i am a lampost wanka

by maddy October 5, 2004

lamboasted

to be juiced for your fucking life.

"dude i'm sooo lamboasted right now"

by audreylovee March 18, 2009

Lamported

When you can’t do something with your friends because you’re at the wrong place at the wrong time. It is a play on words with the term “Lamport Clocks” or a clock system based on distributing events, where your lamport lines up horribly with others.

Austen: Wanna hop on rn?
Me:can’t I’m getting Lamported rn

by GoonBerry December 28, 2025

lampster

When you're as red as a lobster and as tall or long as a lamp!

Your boyfriend comes home and is super sunburnt and when he takes his hat off there's a line where the red starts. Looks like the top of a lamp. And if he is tall, he is a complete lampster!

by Sassykat May 22, 2014

lampost

1. Anything waiting to happen.

2. Pedophilic white males.

Everyone knows lamposts are open for lamposts.

by TheBillNyeSodaMachine June 10, 2016