layin' cable

The act of performing a very long and drawn out bowel movement. An extremely long pooper if you know what I mean.

Bradley was in the bathroom for almost two hours layin' cable...he destroyed that thing.

by Stevie Y December 28, 2005

Laying a cable

Having a long continuous bowel emptying shit.....

A shit that is in the water before it leaves your arse...

The opposite of "dropping the Cosby kids off"

Example 1: Wife - How long you gonna be...what are you doing in there?

Hubby - Fuck off, im Laying a cable

Example 2: Worker - back in a minute, just going for a shit

Boss - you going to Lay a cable

Worker - nah, just dropping the Cosby kids off

by ppiihhkkaall August 9, 2009

laying dimes

A good ass weld

Yo, look at Nick over there, he is laying dimes on that mf metal!

by Tipsy trev March 10, 2019

Laying track

To build memories with friends, when you lay track you are making stories that you can then go over after

"hey man you wanna lay some fat track later?"

"yea dude I'm always down for laying track"

by BSQT January 1, 2015

Layin the pipe

Engaging in sexual inercouse. Having Rough sex

"Damn he must be a plummer! Look at the way hes layin the pipe!"

by Disco Thunder Dunk August 22, 2006

Laying In Bed

When a boy is flirting over text this usually means "I want puss pics," or "I'm about to send a d*k pic."

Mary: Wyd?
Josh: Laying in bed hbu? ;)
Mary: wat lmao
Josh: *sends very inappropriate picture*

by rawrsparkle January 31, 2021

laying cable

A really nice long thin shit... something that will reach around the s-bend - something to be proud of.

"The phone - for you..."
"Gimme a second - I'm laying cable!"

by Tim December 24, 2003