Lahna

Lahna can be hot in a way, funny as hell, hella weird, wild, sporty, good at everything, falls in love by looks but if that person has a bad personality, that’s a turn off. Mostly when she’s bored sitting down at the shops, she looks at attractive people and choose which ones she would date, and sometimes she gets all shy near a hot person (;. If you’re a close friend with Lahna, you’re a lucky bitch. If you just became friends with her, she’ll try talking to you more, if you’re in a successful relationship with her, she is most likely to be the most loyal ass person and I’ll give you more spicy info. Guess what? She would buy you food at 3am, feed your hungry ass and sleep, she would cuddle you on the bed, protect you, text you everyday(keep track), if you’re in drama, she’ll help you. Depressed? She’ll help you. She can make you happy as a puppy, she would become hella cute around you, show you off, admire you, compliment you, and if someone hurts you, she is there to help you and knock the shit out of them. It’s like she’s the guy and you’re the girl. IF YOU’RE IN ANY RELATIONSHIP WITH HER (close friend, gf, bf), YOU SHOULD NEVER LEAVE HER AND YOU WILL NEVER REGRET BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH HER

I wish Lahna was mine.
I wish Lahna liked me instead.

by Wholly Molly May 20, 2018

Laconophilia

The irresistible desire to shout: "SPARTA!!!" every few minutes, it is often accompanied by kicking people in the chest and wanting to dine in Hell
People with Laconophilia often share an irrational hatred towards Persians

Person: What is this?
Person with Laconophilia: THIS IS SPAARRTTTAAA!!!!
*Person with Laconophilia kicks person into a pit*

by The Music Hearer August 20, 2009

LaDonna

A beautiful, yet unique person. Very unpredictable, but always the life of the party. Has a likeable personality and easy to get along with. Not the type of person you would like to be on their bad side. If she doesn’t like you she’ll let you know.

this party is a ladonna!

by serenity12 May 19, 2009

labonging

to delay; waste time

Jenn is labonging again in the office while we all wait for her to leave with us to get food.

by Pondblue March 3, 2011

Lahni

Lahnis like armadillos and if you find one that happens to have another name before lahni, then they're most likely a goddess and you should do what ever they tell you to do because if you don't, you'll most likely wake up made of bad chili and glass.

jars are nice.

geraLd: Hey Mrs.Golden, why is your son a statue of chili and glass and in a wagon?

Mrs. Golden: He crossed some kid name aloha lahani or something like that and she told him to ditch his guinea pig named betsy and he didn't and then this happened this morning-

geraLd; was their name 'lahni'?

Mrs. Golden: I don't give a shit, now if you'll excuse me, I need to roll my son to the hospital.

by #Senpailokitoothlesstwigrizzo September 21, 2019

laloni

this is a strong willeded girl. she will do anything at all costs. loves sports. she will do anything to prove herself. she will protest life things like world hunger and helps everyone she can. she most likely plays a sport, prob basketball. she likes to be a lone wolf and loves her fam. she will grow up to be a sport person or a protester. she doesnt like kids or animals that much.

laloni is my bff

by State farm assistant February 1, 2022

laconia

i small city in central NH. a city in the lakes region. alot of fake people who think they are gangsters and rappers. also, preppies, and the druggies. have many great features. including lake winni, the largest arcade in the country..Funspot, and Weirs Beach, a huge attraction in the summer. Full of tourist.

Wow, laconia has nothing to offer to it's teens.
I know! too bad, because its so beautiful. Lets go see some more tourist.

by bigfan123 December 13, 2006