Laguna Beach

1. A rad town where crazed vegans wear the same pair of pants for nine months straight and give up showering; where water polo players are in the dance show and no one gives it a second thought; where I can see the ocean from my seat in chemistry; and where everyone seems to listen to Le Tigre and 50 Cent is a joke.
2. A show regurgitated by Mtv. They came to our school, took the 5 most photogenic people, gave them fake nicknames, and made them pretend they were really friends. Please don't judge my town by what Mtv tells you, it's actually pretty rad here.

(p.s. zraickenater, i know where you live...)

1. I go to Laguna Beach High School! I can play football and be in the musical and no one will beat me up!!

2. Let's watch Laguna Beach, the Real O.C. and watch LC go get sushi for half an hour!!! RIVETING.

by asetfahjnresrafdswes May 9, 2005

Lagunalepsy

A common medical condition when "Laguna Beach" is on television and you stare in astonishment as you are unable to change the channel. And you have to watch this conversation over a nice dinner...

Alex: "I like your shirt."
Jason: "Thanks, hun."
Alex: "I like your pants."
Jason: "Thanks, hun."
Alex: "I like your face."

Dude, I totally got Lagunalepsy last night when Kristen's titties were popping out, even though I love LC the most.

Common response from friend: "Shut up you fucking faggot."

by Harnish November 8, 2005

LaGuardia Airport

A third world country (per Joe Biden) existing just north of Queens and south of the Bronx, at least pre-COVID.

I purposely fly into JFK and Newark just to avoid the hell-hole that is LaGuardia Airport.

by InvaderInvader October 3, 2021

Laguna

One of two public middle schools in the San Luis Coastal Unified School District, located on the central coast of California. With high walls, metallic surfaces and a garish turquoise/white color scheme, it bears a striking resemblance to a prison. Faculty is a mix of excellent teachers and unbelievable bad placeholders. Almost universally disliked by graduates and considered a "rite of passage" to prepare for the local high school. A member of the faculty, Mrs. Lincoln, is a direct descendant of Abraham Lincoln. You do not enter Laguna to learn the easy way. You enter to learn the hard way.

Man, Seventh and Eight grade at Laguna were the two worst years of my life.

by Malcom the Tenth January 13, 2008

laguna beach

1. Fake show, another example of how mtv thinks the only people that matter are rich, hot looking and live in the best locations. What's funny is the people who make this show think that it's cool.

2. Great vacation spot to hang out and goto the beach or meet hot women. Beautiful part of cali.

1. Guy from laguna beach the show - "Hey dude, I got a thousand dollars in my pocke-(gets grabbed by a hot girl with no underwear on and they make out), I'm da bomb!"

2. Average guy - "hey lets go walk down to the beach and check out the hot women"

by Oz February 27, 2005

LaGuardia

really famous arts high school in new york city
famous people have been
famous people will be
tons of really cool people
tons of gay boys tons of smokers tones of coke heads
everyone there is under crazy amounts of pressure
you wonder how there still alive

I am talented and i go to Laguardia

by nyclife February 7, 2009

Laguna

the man squall was sent to inhabbit during "dream sequences" in the game Final Fantasy 8

Had a thing for the mother of the games main female character, Julia Heartilly, but was sent off to war at Esthar by Carroway.

in the end, strong hints direct to Laguna Loire being the father and Raine Leonhart being the mother of squall.

There are strong indications in the game that Laguna Loire is Squall's father. During flashbacks induced by Ellone's power, in which the main characters experience past events through the eyes of Laguna, Kiros, and Ward, Squall is required (by the game) to assume the role of Laguna, despite the fact that any of the other characters in Squall's party may take on the role of Kiros or Ward. If Squall travels to Winhill after Garden is activated, he will encounter inexplicable visions of Raine, a woman to whom Laguna was very close, throughout the town. Ellone also mentions that Raine died—apparently in childbirth—and that she had a baby boy. When Squall is captured, all the Moomba keep referring to Squall as Laguna (it is later indicated that the Moomba recognize people by their blood; suggesting a tie between Squall and Laguna). Toward the end of the game, aboard the Ragnarok, Kiros and Ward make commentary as to Squall's resemblance to his mother and his dissimilarity to his father.25 Laguna also intends to tell something to Squall, but he opts not to due to the circumstances.
Courtesy of Wikipedia

by Danial Horton October 23, 2007