lane lock

When two or more traffic lanes are occupied by cars traveling next to each other at the same speed, preventing any possibility of passing.

Guy 1: "Bro, I got lane locked on the way to work and missed half the morning meeting! They just wouldn't move!"
Guy 2: "Lame, bro. Why doesn't anyone understand if they aren't going faster than traffic on their right, they should just move the fuck over?"

by theastutebro March 12, 2017

lane pride

When stuck in traffic on the highway, it is the development of an attachment with the lane you are in and the hope it moves faster than the others. Often a plus/minus system of how many cars you are ahead of/behind since the traffic began is used to judge how good your lane picking abilities are. Only the most true lane pride will stick with a lane that goes way into the negatives.

Driver: "This lane sucks, we're like minus 25 since this traffic began. I'm switching into the right lane. It's going faster."

10 minutes later

Passenger: "Fuck, now this lane is going slower. We should have had more lane pride."

by Mr. Nuts January 16, 2010

Penny Lane

Famous Beatles song, also an alias one would use to hide their true identity.

See the movie "Almost Famous" as an example.

by Penny Lane December 23, 2004

Shit Lagged

What jet lag does to your bowel cycle.

The act of losing control over ones shitting timings due to changes in time zones while travelling.

Dude, the other day I was with this chick and in the middle of the date, I felt the sudden urge to take a dump. I'm so frikkin shit lagged.

Jet lag I can take care of, but what do I do with shit lag?

by KMH123 September 28, 2013

left lane

something all the drivers who travel at a speed of 20 MPH like to drive in, effectivly impeding the travel of people who know how to drive

Some stupid fuck is doing 20 fucking MPH in the fucking left lane!!! Jimmy, open the fucking glovebox...

by Jog DMC December 8, 2003

Lainey

Lainey is the best best friend you will ever meet she has ur back no matter what she can flip ur frown upside down in seconds she knows how to make you laugh smile anything u could ask for in a best friend and if you really gat to know Lainey u won’t regret it she starts of your bestie and forever will be❤️❤️❤️

Wow lainey is my best friend she is always there for me everyone should have a Lainey if you have no Lainey then u probably will not make it through high school u may even get bullied

by Someone who likes Mitchell January 23, 2018

Lainee

Lainee is a girl that acts like she's normal but is really weird and fun on the inside. She doesn't trust most people and only has a few close friends. She can be quiet and shy but once you get to know her she can be loud and outgoing. Lainee is very trust worthy and gives really good advice. She can turn into your best friend in a week. You and Lainee would become inseparable and laugh all the time. She's a keeper.

Person 1: who is that girl?

Person 2: that's lainee. She seems shy but once you get to know her, she'll be your best friend.

by laineekayxoxx098 October 19, 2019