Like Russian Roulette, only the set up is like the basic Badminton game. But instead of using a shuttle cock (birdie) a loaded grenade is used the last person standing is obviously the winner.
Person 1: "Hey how was your weekend?"
Person 2: "Oh you know just a casual trip to Dubai in the private jet"
Person 1: " oh cool was it fun? What did you do?"
Person 2: Oh yeah it was wonderful. Just played a few rounds of Muslim Badminton. My pilot Paul got killed during the game so I had to hire a new one.. But oh well Dont Hate the Player Hate the Game.
Person 1: ....oh, Summer fun in Dubai I guess
Person 2: "Oh you know just a casual trip to Dubai in the private jet"
Person 1: " oh cool was it fun? What did you do?"
Person 2: Oh yeah it was wonderful. Just played a few rounds of Muslim Badminton. My pilot Paul got killed during the game so I had to hire a new one.. But oh well Dont Hate the Player Hate the Game.
Person 1: ....oh, Summer fun in Dubai I guess
by A.D. Khaled July 10, 2015
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2)What losers or chavs say they are playing when they get out their pathetic excuse of a shuttle (made from cheap, poor quality, brightly coloured PVC) and £1:13 racket from soccer sports and go and dance around the garden like pansies
2)What losers or chavs say they are playing when they get out their pathetic excuse of a shuttle (made from cheap, poor quality, brightly coloured PVC) and £1:13 racket from soccer sports and go and dance around the garden like pansies
1)you think you can play badminton. Ok. Your serve"
(useless little loopy serve)
(Pow!)
"Oh sorry did that hurt?"
2) Chav 1:"you wana play badminton mush?In da garden?"
Chav 2: "Na lets go vandalise a bus stop"
(useless little loopy serve)
(Pow!)
"Oh sorry did that hurt?"
2) Chav 1:"you wana play badminton mush?In da garden?"
Chav 2: "Na lets go vandalise a bus stop"
by Samstorm December 5, 2004
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1. Nat where are my lamingtons?
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Get the lamingtons mug.A group of individuals who are always going to be with each other throughout it all and who are connected by more then mud or blood. Originated in 2023 on Instagram with the Laddingtons group chat however since then they have gon international and many people claim to be Laddington. Laddingtons are also genetically different from other Homo Sapiens and are still being studied by scientists.
The Laddingtons have said to be originated in Laddingtonia however due to immigration places like: France, Odinistan, Mountain-Dew, Tufort, South Africa and New Zealand are all Laddington hotspots.
The Laddingtons have said to be originated in Laddingtonia however due to immigration places like: France, Odinistan, Mountain-Dew, Tufort, South Africa and New Zealand are all Laddington hotspots.
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Get the Laddingtons mug.Badminton school; a place where homophobic tories send their ‘daddies money’ kids or ‘I eat dirt’ children as everywhere else is a load of shit (redmaids)- before they realise this school is the exact thing that turned them gay. This school is in its own pissing world, though everyday is the exact bloody same, the ‘gay zebra says gay rights’ people manage to create enough mesmerisation as we can take the mick. The intelligent twats that have adopted their parents personalities hang around the stupid twinks to make them selves seem superior. People claim that no one hates anyone, but we all know that’s load of toss pot, Olivia.
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Get the badmintoning mug.Physical intercourse involving strategy, technique, and deception between two or four players each gripping the shaft of the racket while making contact to the shuttlecock with the racket head. The goal is to score points on the opponent by decisively hitting the shuttlecock down onto their side. This can be achieved in numerous ways: you can smash really hard on them, you can gently flop the shuttlecock over, or you can let the shuttlecock fly out of the designated playing area. Of course, don't forget to release a constipated grunt when you smash.
Man, badminton is so hard. I always have trouble maneuvering the head and the tip always hits the frame instead of my sweet spot.
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