Lactose intolerant

Someone who consumes large amounts of dairy

“Nick, you’re eating pizza, I thought you were lactose intolerant?” “I am”

by cartman911 February 7, 2021

lactose retarded

Another name for lactose intolerant, usually used by people who hate the fact they have the disorder.

Person: I wish I wasn't so lactose retarded, I miss my Nutella and hot chocolate!

by hellpuppy November 19, 2007

Lactose Intolerant

1) Racism toward white people.

2) Dislike of suburban white subculture.

Not to be lactose intolerant, but I don't know how to pronounce like 80% of white girls names.

by Pokerplayingchop June 10, 2018

lactosexual

The sexual preference of dairy products, including milk, cream, ice cream, cheese, etc.

The demon slayer, Dante, is a potential lactosexual. He shows a strong affection for strawberry sundaes.

by 12345678876543 May 15, 2008

'lactose baggage'

The HUGE, bulging titties that hang from a female dog when she has not fed her puppies for a week.

When driving around on the dirt roads in the South African East Cape Coast, you see a lot of 'mommy' dogs who have just given birth. They don't seem particularly nurturing and have their puppies hassling them for milk. The puppies have obviously developed sharp new teeth which hurt their mom when they feed...thus, the mommies have HUGE, BULGING titties!! And so, 'lactose baggage' was coined!

by kimmipooh December 27, 2009

Lactoemangulate

To open a milk carton from the wrong side.

Dude! There was something sticky on the "open" side of my milk carton so I had to lactoemangulate.......

by LtotheWtotheSSSSSSSSSSSS July 24, 2011

Lactose intolerrhea

Is the inability to diigest lactose resulting in explosive diarrhea within 10 to 15 minutes of eating any milk or diary products

I had a big glass of milk with my chocolate chip cookies and then developed cramps before my lactose intolerrhea

by Sopheroo September 8, 2013