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Labelass

A special kind of idiot who uses labels as a substitute for comprehension.
There's no derogatory label for people who label others. This creates an imbalance in the linguistic arsenal. Example:

Person 1: "If you don't watch sports, you're a racist."

Person 2: "Oh yeah? Well, you're...a...person who assigns labels that are not sensible!"

See what I mean? It's like being in a stick fight and not having a stick. But we can fix that by concocting a...wait for it...label for labelers. I suggest that such a person be called a labelass. Example:

Person 1: "If you don't watch sports, you're a racist."

Person 2: "You're a labelass."

Person 1: "What just happened here?"
by Labelass April 18, 2011
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SCP Secret Laboratory Player

Someone who has no social life that plays music into their mics and thinks that they're fucking hilarious. They are also extremely dumb and try really hard to be funny by constantly screaming cringy memes that died years ago. It is also rumoured that 99% of their dads left them at a young age.
Person 1: Dude, this kid was trying so hard to be friends with me by spitting out a bunch of cringy memes trying to make me laugh, but failing miserably.
Person 2: Wow, he must be a SCP Secret Laboratory Player!
by Dookie Fridge April 12, 2022
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lablamage

When you do something totally stupid or out of contest ruining a party or an official occasion!

Can be used also for smaller things like fall down on the street or expose parts of your body in public unintentionally, basically when you embarace yourself badly.

It's a word created in Latvia resembling a "french sound" but has nothing to do with french!
Yesterday I mada a lablamage, I cannot hold a smelling fart while on a meeting with my manager

I was speaking about how beach it is Sandy when I realize her housband was behind me, was such a lablamage!
by massib80 November 11, 2009
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layola

African/black beauty known as a loving and caring person who will always be there for her friends and family. most of the times a Virgo. known as a very intelligent girl, can be sometimes crazy but very fun to be with. if you do not have a layola in your life yet get one, fast!
wish i could get a layola in my life.
you wouldn't want to lose a layola. trust me.
by K.C Courtney February 28, 2018
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Laboratician

A Genius level, intellectually inclined, individual in a medical laboratory that makes the WHOLE organization look GREAT!
During the COVID-19 pandemic, in the year of our Lord 2020, North Bend Medical Center stood out as a shining star in its community, thanks to a few devoted Laboraticians.
by Horizonogre April 10, 2020
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Laboratory Tongs

Utensils used in chemistry labs that can be used for many uses
Im gonna castrate joey with those laboratory tongs.
by Drew Studenic May 13, 2005
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Lazola

A hyperactive girl who goes to bed very early, i.e. 9pm on a week-end. she never wants to have sex, marry or have kids. She is in love with 'Sam'.
Lazola
by Ginny! April 2, 2012
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