theo lynden

Theo lynden is my best friend Sophia Alcock ' s crush . She said she wanted to snog him and sleep with him.

Sophia Alcock sat on Theo Lynden ' face and farted.

by Potato Butt May 11, 2017

lindened

verb: Screwed up, botched, ruined. Something is said to be "lindened" when a situation is made worse by an action that was intended to make things better.

This word originated in the Second Life community in response to the chronic troubles following Second Life upgrades.

My brakes were squeaking a bit so I got them worked on - now they are completely lindened - it won't stop at all.

by nobodynoneofyourbusiness May 4, 2007

Lyndeurozone

A popular Podcast by an AP Euro Teacher at San Juan Hills High School, named Robert Lynde.
Basically what you listen to for 6 hours the night before an AP Euro exam.

Andrew: "Hey bro are you ready to bomb this AP Euro test?"
Josh: "Nah bro you trippin, I was up til 2:30 listening to Lyndeurozone last night."
Andrew: "Alright bro, BUENOS QUESADILLAS!"

by kingfletchy November 13, 2018

lindened

made worse by an attempt at improvement

The car was having some troubles before I got my cousin to work on it, but now I can't drive it at all, it's totally lindened.

by DracoVulkan May 9, 2007

Lindenmeyer

When your teacher takes 2 or more weeks to grade a project.

Person 1: Dude our teacher is such a Lindenmeyer.
Person 2: I know right, he hasn't graded that project yet and its been like 2 weeks!

by AAtticus October 22, 2019

lindened

The process of taking something, and in an effort to improve it, making it worse.

Particularly as applied to softwear programs, wherein updates generally result in more bugs than they fix, or more old features broken than new ones introduced.

"He told me he was going to fix my car, but now it's all Lindened and won't even start."

by Cocoanut May 8, 2007

Lyden

To like bikes more than girls, because he knows he likes to ride ontop instead of on the bottom

Homayoun: Michael why don't you hit on that girl
Michael: nah, its aight, I ain't into her
Homayoun: Man stop being a lyden, if you ain't going to talk to her, than go get yourself a bike

by De Boyz Dictionary December 2, 2018