lorka

Usually a passive person of Jewish descent with limited foreskin

That asshole is such a lorka

by Cuban Spice October 8, 2016

lorks

A very mild exclamation for use in polite company. The fuller version is "Lorks a lordy" if you have a need for a more vernacular expression.

"Lorks a Lordy! My bottom's on fire!"

***Courtesy of "The Young One's"***

by Flatster October 28, 2005

Lorker

A huge pig or boar however boars are usually called horky lorky porkers

HOLY SHIT JAMES ITS A LORKY PORKEY HORKY LORKER

SHUT UP ABOUT LORKERS

by Unpaidactor47 May 4, 2022

Lorkan

1) n. A person who steals artworks or designs for his/her own personal gain.

Lork, Lorked, Lorking
2) v. To steal someone else's artworks or designs for your own personal gain.

1) You fucking Lorkan... take that picture off of your website; it doesnt belong to you!!!

2) Why did you Lork that logo from me?

by Skinner December 9, 2004

lorke

1. to strongly like some thing.
2. to really really like something, (yet not love it.)

I really lorke these shoes, and I love my children and wife.

by Megajohn December 19, 2010

Lorking

The act of back-peddling after being caught watching questionable porn. Suspected lorkers commonly use excuses such as "That's not what I was looking for, the search feature must have screwed up" or "Uhhh...I was searching for videos that had doggy style sex, I didn't want to see dogs banging chicks!"

Ryan- "Whoa dude, you watchin some midget porn there fucker?"

Nick- "Uhhh no way man...I was uhh...searching for videos that had chicks with short hair...not short chicks, the search must be fucked or something!?!"

Ryan- "Whatever, you're totally lorking right now you know."

by xxNixonxx June 13, 2014

Lorker

Simple: a Loser and a dork...i am not sure where the er was put in

Look at that guy...he's such a lorker

by Meg March 29, 2005