Crotch Lobsters

Also known as Crabs, The Itch, Anybody Got A Razor?

Fuckin Tijuana!!! I got Crotch Lobsters!!!

by cocknockers January 24, 2009

War Lobsters

Crabs whose host is such a slut that the STD evolves.

Chelsea is such a slut she must have some real tough War Lobsters.

by Jack York August 27, 2013

Full Blown Lobsters

A bad case of crabs or a funny way to say someone has or could possibly have crabs.

'Dude, he doesn't have crabs, he has full blown lobsters!'

by FranceInThePants October 2, 2011

Lobsters

When ones testicles itch tremendously for reasons other than having sex with a nasty person. For example: a mans testicles being irritatingly itchy after not showering following a workout session.

Broseph: Damn, I didn't shower after work and now my balls itch horribly.
Broski: You probably got that there lobsters.
Broseph: Most definitely

by xeSPox October 25, 2009

lobsters

when the level of someones public lice or "crabs" gets to an unbearable level.

"those aint crabs, those are lobsters!"

by Jayo August 15, 2004

locsters

1. one or more persons that are crazy and bearing the charecteristic of a loc (see loc).s

seems like everyone was a bunch of locsters.

by adam crowe April 5, 2004

lolsterics

lolsterics- means to be in complete hysterics until your stomach hurts.

to be in laughter

to lol until pain is caused in your stomach area

sam thomas is lolsterics

if something is funny, you can call this lolsterics. it is like lolling but in hysterics.

by lolsterics guy August 20, 2009