Lmafip

Laughing my ass firmly in place- When you see some funny shit but know you're dead if you burst out laughing. Can also cause a Tallahassee giggle, where holding in a serious laugh causes unexpected and clearly audible squeak-farts.

*Sees asshole boss trip and fall on face from across the office*
*Clenches fists to contain sheer bellows of pleasure and maintain composed and professional demeanor*
~lmafip~

by Kneecapurnicus April 23, 2015

lmlyftrool

“Let me love you for the rest of our life”

Bae lmlyftrool

by Luvbugniaja June 29, 2020

lmryfwisyc

Let Me Ride Your Face While I Suck Your Cock

My girlfriend sent me “lmryfwisyc” while I was at work.

by Life lessons from a college November 19, 2022

JBL John Bradshaw Layfield

A guy who only ever won the tag team titles for a short time and was european champ for less than a week before losing it at a house show that was suddenly made out to be a big time player on smackdown! because all the big names are on RAW now. A clothesline is not a finishing move. And the WWE champ shouldn't have such crap intro music... a cow fucking moo's in it...

JBL is the WWE champ? WTF?!?!

by The Oz July 18, 2004

lmaof

Lit my ass on fire.

As in... That was so funny I lmaof.

by Tomatoboy May 3, 2008

lmatfo

Laugh My Ass The Fuck Off

---or---

Laughing My Ass The Fuck Off

---or---

Laughed My Ass The Fuck Off

Boy 1: I hope she trips with those stillettos on
Boy 2: Me too... I'm gonna lmatfo.

Girl 1: OMG DID YOU SEE HER! SHE JUST GOT KNOCKED OUT!
Boy 1: Yeah I'm lmatfo!!!

Girl 1: Her outfit was sooo ugly! It looked like a baby threw up on it!
Girl 2: Yeah I know... I lmatfo!

by Pipod94 August 3, 2008

LAYF

An acronym for 'Laughing At Your Face'

When someone does something silly which is funny you say 'LAYF'. Pronounced as it is spelt.

by CharlotteA September 17, 2012