dick limper

Something that makes your hard dick go limp.

Seeing your mom naked is a real dick limper.

by Rand McPulls May 23, 2016

chin limpet

The most derogatory possible epithet for a beard.

Soul patch?! More like chin limpet!

He took No-Shave November to heart, but all he has to show for it is this awful chin limpet.

by Ladybort December 1, 2009

Kooloo-Limpah

The act of being creeped on while trying to go on with your life (Originated from Zelda games Tingle)

Who was that girl I saw checking you out earlier?
It was a fat chick kooloo-limpahing me!

by Jjworks139 January 22, 2012

Limpeater

An unfortunate man who can not maintain or attain an erection in the presence of a hot waiting woman, so he is forced to eat endless amounts of pussy.

"did you slay that girl last night?"

"Nah i had her in the mood, but i couldn't get it up so i just ate her out."

"Haha you are a limpeater!"

by Const01 February 9, 2010

dick limpet

A Dick Limpet is a cocksucker of epic proportions. Likened to the small molluscs that stick to rocks and are about as easy to remove as a priest from a choirboy in the confession box. Best used to describe a brown noser in the office or someone who is generally a complete penis.

"There goes Cedric into the boss's office...again..."
"Yea that guy is such a dick limpet"

by Numnutz October 1, 2014

shit limpet

person who refuses to leave their flandering, lying, cheating, 'shit' of a partner dispite regular beatings etc. and constant encoragement from friends and family.

'that wankers just fucked around again and she still takes it, what a shit limpet'

by mr. daddio September 23, 2004

limpert

A limp dick douche bag, a guy who always has dicksmell on his breath. A very annoying person, place, or thing.

That shane guy at work is a real limpert!

by savethebones October 24, 2012