LBS

Military acronym for "Lost Bad as Shit." Usually used by officers on radios when they don't want to admit that they are lost.

Roger, HQ. I am currently LBS. Could you relay your coordinates to me?

by Corndog1225 January 07, 2008

LBS

Lunch Bonding Session.
Lunch: Midday Meal
Bonding: a close personal relationship that forms between people
Sesh: a meeting for execution of a group's functions
LBS

Rules
Rule Number 1: Don't talk about LBS
Rule Number 2 You never ever bring people to LBS
Rule Number 3: There are no rules
Rule Number 4: Completely disregard rule number 3

Nick: Yo man are you going to LBS with those fine ass chicks?
Skylar: Shhh man! Rule number 1!

by Clean as a bean April 16, 2010

LBS

LBS: Lower Back Steeze

when you steeze real hard and you wake up and your back really hurts.

Ow dude I pulled my LBS yesterday shrompin

by mcBIIGGGIE December 15, 2010

LBS

LBS is an acronym for Leaky Bum Syndrome

lets say your wearing tight pants or pants that don't breathe and sweat builds up between your crack. that my friends is LBS

by J_ March 15, 2007

LBS

Liquid Bum Squirt regularly occurs in the older generation should the physically exert themselves for extended periods of time. A mixture of sweat and poo builds up in the arse crack creating a diluted brown stain on his/her shorts. Sometimes can be seen trickling down ones leg.

Guy 1 - Bloody hell have you seen Gregs LBS?

Guy 2 - His wife won't be happy, she'll have to wash his shorts

for the 3rd time this week!

Guy 1 - Yeh, why does he even wear shorts to chess club

anyway?

by Questosterone February 24, 2011

LBS

luscious beautiful sexspecialist

She's some cookie She's an lbs

by CriostoirHulme August 09, 2005

LBS

Most commonly referred to as "Little Bitch Syndrome". An LBS induced individual will act (for lack of a better phrase) like a "Little Bitch" when nice/productive things are done for them. Usually stemming from an unstable and unhealthy childhood, a LBS patient will often appear to be confident and rational to acquaintances but it is merely a defense mechanism the disease has acquired for survival purposes.

Wow I can't believe we drove all the way to pick up Dixie Cup just to find out she had LBS

by LBS_Specialist September 01, 2011