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L.D.S.

Limp Dick Smack, usually a practice performed after sex when the male has just gotten back from throwing away the condom. The preferred location would be on the cheek or right across the forehead. It is very similar to the post-game slap on the ass in football.
Dude she totally rocked my world so when I walked back in I had to give her the ole L.D.S. out of sheer respect.
by Ben14 February 24, 2007
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B.L.A.D.'s

20 inch or larger chrome car wheel rims.
by Mozaic August 20, 2006
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L.U.D's

Large Upper Dimensions. Used to describe a girl with big boobs. Usually used in more formal settings and situations where more laid back terminology can't be used.
-"Dam, that girl is sportin' some fine L.U.D's right there"
-- "Yeah, and not too mention some sexy D.S.L's to go with em"
by Dumptruck Smrown February 6, 2009
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L.I.D.S

God those L.I.D.S people know how to throw a party
by Bobby Bushey water boy December 16, 2008
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L.I.D.S.

An anagram short for, "Little Irish Dick Syndrome". Common in most post-pubescent Irish Males. It has been estimated that nearly 94% of all Irish Males suffers from L.I.D.S. in a case study conducted by Massachusetts Institute of Technology (Rowe, et al, 1997). Famous L.I.D.S. patients include Tom Cruise, Bob Saget, Hilary Clinton, and Ron Weasley.
Girl 1: "I sure feel bad for Stephanie"
Girl 2: "Why is that?"
Girl 1: "Her boyfriend has just been diagnosed with a terminal case of L.I.D.S."
Girl 2: "Looks like her vibrator is going to be doing a lot of work in the future"
by jbhunter April 2, 2011
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L.I.D.S.

Little Irish Dick Syndrome. Someone who is of the Irish decent and has a small penis.
"Hey, you know my boy Chris at work? His girlfriend Ashley told me he has L.I.D.S."
by Shandy1 June 13, 2015
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This is going from top to bottom, right to left on your keyboard with spaces in between all the letter. You do this when your so board that you refuse to do something productive and start searching random things.
James was so board that he started typing m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q instead of reading his book.
by Hello. Bye. November 20, 2020
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