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kumayl

a title given to the best of creations; originates from the kumayl who lived in a small town in the south bay.
You are Kumayl.
by thehumbleone123 January 2, 2010
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Kumba

The absolute hottest person out there, Kumba is essentially a giga chad who gets all the bitches and hoes. If you ever encounter a Kumba make sure to not look directly at them or else their toe curlable hot chadness will turn you into putty.
Damn bro your such a Kumba!”
“Now that’s just pure Kumba behavior right there!”
by Coolerguyfrfr August 26, 2022
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Kumbaya

The Kumbaya Law: In any conversation where some of the participants hold an opinion to the left of other participants, someone with the more conservative position will compare said person's opinion to the naivete of "singing around a campfire singing Kumbaya"
"Since you are such a Liberal, what would you have us say to those 'peace-loving Palestinians' after three wars in six years? 'Oh, I know that you want to push us all into the sea, but let's sit around the campfire and sing Kumbaya instead.'"
by GSD1951 November 18, 2012
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kumba

(re McAdoo, PA slang) likely to be a form of "goomba' ", which is Sicilian pronunciation of compadre (sp?) meaning godfather (yes the mafia term). "Goomba' " in the US evolved into a colloqualism for buddy.

McAdoo and nearby Hazleton have large Southern Italian populations and had notable mob presence during the early-mid 20th century.
Hey Kumba! (then 2nd person says "Kumba!"...) Wanna get a few quarts? I'll be out the back and gettin' the car.
by chaika January 26, 2010
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Kumbaya

'Kumbaya' is a pejorative slang term which can be used as a noun or an adjective.

Noun:

A person, usually in the West today, who shallowly and superficially cites a multitude of creeds or religions, usually Buddhism and Christianity, then pretends to be a spiritual guru and role model.

Adjective:

A term used to describe something or an action as spiritually ignorant, and superficial and shallow.

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Term based off of the song 'Kumbaya', from 1957, which was 'borrowed' from Southern, African American song 'Come By Here' from 1927.
Noun: "These spoiled 'kumbayas' in the West today can't see that their own needy and cosmopolitan lifestyles are at the root of all the problems they blame others for."

Adj: "I really don't need your shallow 'kumbaya' nonsense right now."
by Bulrock November 5, 2019
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kumbaya liberal

Knee-jerk thinkers, politicians and other individuals of the far left who tend to (a) believe force is never an answer, (b) talk about problems, rather than do something about them, and/or (c) be relatively uninformed about the facts concerning a given issue or situation as well as uninterested in learning about them.
I'm so sick of those kumbaya liberals chanting "no blood for oil"! Don't they realize that the matter is just a "wee bit" more complicated that that?!
by Aaron S. May 1, 2003
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Kumbata

An excursion consisting of a group of dating, engaged, or married couples who are all "friends". Kumbata is derived from the word Kumbaya, a hymn synonymous with groups of wholesome people being cheesy together.

Being a couple is required to attend a Kumbata, and losing your significant other can result in your exclusion from it. These excursions typically consist of wholesome events which must satisfy the intellectual, emotional, and physical needs of the lowest common denominator of the members of the group. This means any activity which involves critical thinking, the outdoors, creativity, real fun, or just staying out late is strictly forbidden. As well, opinions whose scope ranges beyond the intellectual capacity of the most ignorant member must not be expressed or this may force an emotional overreaction from said members used to blackmail you into conforming to their beliefs. Finally, the word "I" may never be used, as couples in Kumbata's are tightly joined into one unit (see Master-Blaster from the early works of Mel Gibson), hence the word "we" must be used when expressing thoughts or opinions.

Kumbata's by there oppressive nature are a tense undertaking and are very unstable. With many excursions involving alcohol and half of the members being female, existing tensions can quickly rise. This is especially true when a male member introduces a new female member who is attractive, or a female member introduces a bone-head jock. As such, long term Kumbata's are very rare and membership turnover is high.

Kumbata's can usually be sighted playing low risk coed sports such ultimate frisbee, dodgeball, or slow-pitch; at the shows of copy-cat low-brow comedians such as Dane Cook, or Carlos Mencia; and at franchised restaurants that are typical found in open air malls in the suburbs.
This Applebees is full of Kumbatas, it must be from the Dane Cook show which just got out across the street.

This wedding reception is a Kumbata, where are all the single chicks.
by rotten_crotch_1978 July 3, 2009
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