krystan

someone who is not a good boyfriend, cheats on all of his boyfriends with drag queens, freakishly oafish, ugly, and resembles adam sandler

krystan disgraces all people

by dgyt64 August 2, 2009

Krysten

Krysten is a girl who has everything for her. She's got looks, she's got the body, the personality, the smile, the eyes, the laugh...everything. She's has little butt but she'll grow up and have a real big ass.She is the most perfect human being on this planet and one of the most beautiful girl you'll ever meet. She'll do anything for her friends and family and isn't afraid of speaking her mind. She's down to earth and always knows how to make others happy or listen when it's needed. Krysten is the one in a million girl and if a boy ever sees her, they better not let her walk out of sight. She fights for what she has to and hates lying b****'s . She never fake and if she's caught being fake somebody's goin to tell her. She doesn't take disrespect from anyone at all. She gives 0 fucks towards any fake bitch. Yeah she'll seem scary at first but try her once and you better be ready for the worst hurricane that's coming your way.

Girl:Who is krysten?
Girl: Oh, I use to fuck with her but then I stopped but I don't know why...

by Kayebaye December 19, 2016

krystan

a loser who MAKES UP LIES about girls who rejected him or left him because he is worthless and has no appealing qualities whatsoever, don't believe a word that comes out of this compulsive liar's mouth, he does nothing but drool over celebrity girls he are on a different planet than him and a chronic masturbator

person 1: krystan is the biggest liar I've ever seen

person 2 : I know!

by kdjtuuu July 18, 2009

Krystiana

She’s a one of a kind and really funny she is truly remarkable and makes you happy she will do anything to keep you in her arms and you get attached to her really fast you will say I love you in the first week and she will say it back she will never give up on you or her loved ones she has the best laugh and smile her skin is super soft and is amazing

Did you hear about Ethan with Krystiana

Yeah they are really cute he’s so lucky

by Wh0sethan June 27, 2019

Kristieana

The Most Awesome Person ever! Absolutely Gorgeous, inside and out...She is highly intelligent with a good sense of humor, loving, sincere, and trustworthy with an amazing personality. She has an Amazing smile and is the Bestest Friend Anyone could ever have.

Kristieana is Perfect.

by ~Coconut~ April 18, 2011

Krystencore

Krystencore is a modern slang used to describe an incompetent person which lacks social skills and humour.

Man you're acting like a Krystencore!

by SeniorrrBurittooooo January 3, 2022

Krystian

A straight up G Polish Kid who knows his shit. Usually
sells drugs and shoots up Heroine on a weekly basis. Also
uses his cock for per say "Cock Slapping" vicitims. Falls
under the catagories of : A female pleasurer, Douchebag,
Known for "Porking" mums, Entensive knowledge of Polish
Ways, and anything falling under the catagory of "Big
Dick".

Guy 1 - Yo, who's the cool cat over by the corner?
Guy 2 - That guy!? You fucking serious? He's Krystian, but
you didn't hear it from me...

by Virologic April 13, 2021