KRUNKLE

A relative who buys you alcohol or drugs when your parents refuse.

Some kid: Man, I can't find anyone to buy us beer.

Some other kid: What about your KRUNKLE on the east side?

by hehohno October 20, 2007

Krunkle

A disease that will originate from the Burmasha, Kazakhstan on July 17, 2024.

It will fester far worse things.

"I'm so worried, John has been saying devious things and speaking in tounges." "That's because he has come down with 'The Krunkle'"

by Briarb0I January 22, 2023

Krundle Master

One who is the master of punching or kicking others in the Krundle.

"If you acheive your Red belt 5th degree in Krundletry, then you are a Krundle Master."

by HaNdGr3NaDe September 6, 2009

Krundled

To be baked or high!

I was trying to speak while krundled on New Years Eve and ended up saying "Krundled" instead of "Crumbled". Therefore....Being Krundled means to be high or baked

by Krundledlikeanoverbakedcookie February 23, 2011

krungler

Someone who likes to put blueberries in their nose to save for later.

Person 1: Oh no here comes Tom.
Person 2: oh I hate that Krungler.
Person 3: Looks hes eating some now, Grosssss!

by simpletim July 18, 2020

Krungled

When you sit down, but you sit on your balls on accident.

Person 1: Oh shit! I just krungled! Person 2: Oh dang sorry bro that must hurt

by Beans R Us December 9, 2019

Krundle

The soft part between the ball sack and the taint. Commonly confused with the gouch. It typically has a small hair that if removed, causes extreme pain. Often used as an insult.

"Stop being my Krundle", or "Lick my Krundle"

by Therealslimkrundle January 28, 2017