Krispy Kreme

the act of shooting your delicious glaze all over a girl's vagina, and then licking it all off.

My girlfriend's vag tasted like shit, so i gave her a Krispy Kreme

by Tr3nton93 March 5, 2009

Krispy Kreme

To eat a doughnut off a man's penis while his penis is inserted into the whole of the doughnut.

"I krispy kremed your boyfriend."

by AMSEMAS April 12, 2010

Krispy Kreme

1. a butthole that has been glazed with ejaculate and left to dry, Giving the appearance of classic frosted doughnut. Variation/ bonus points for the creator screaming " hot now" during the initial act

2. Any hardened cum rag

it was our annaversary so I let him give me a Krispy Kreme

by Jalvo November 15, 2016

Krispy Kreme

commonly used to describe someone who is always fuckin cracked out! They are so fried they are like donuts.

Man, that guy is definately an f-in Krispy Kreme!

by punkrawk February 27, 2003

Krispy Kreme

During sex, the man pulls his penis out of the womans vagina and ejaculates into her bellybutton. After doing this, he dunks the head of his penis into the "glaze" and inserts it into her mouth. If there's more than one man, its a "double-glazed".

Dude, I just Krispy Kremed that bitch!

by Shilly Dilly December 6, 2009

Krispy Kreme

The sexual act of filling ones partner's asshole with whipped creme, plugging the anus with a donut hole once full, and an optional layer of shit or chocolate syrup is applied on top. Consumption is a must, serves 1-2.

Man- "Damn honey that was a mighty fine roast we had tonight!"

Woman- "I hope you saved room for dessert. Cause we are having a fucking Krispy Kreme"

by NAVNAV September 24, 2010

Krispy Kreme

When you jizz in a sock and let it dry for at least 36 hours, then eat the sock.

Mr Pizza Coley- “Hey man, you had any Krispy Kreme lately?”
-Two-Holes- “Yeah Man, but I’ve got to wait another 12 hours or it’s considered a froggy-fresh.”

by Jimmy Two-Holes November 18, 2019