Strangle Kojak

when a guy is alone he might want some love - no girls around he'll have to strangle Kojak.
see masturbate

"hey honey im going out for a while"
"alright time to get out my playboy and Strangle Kojak"

by simon June 17, 2006

Burpin' Kojak

To Masturbate.

Sorry I took so long in the shower, I was burpin' Kojak.

by John Detlor March 13, 2009

kojaks rollneck

As in the penis and forskin
resembling Kojak (Telly Savalas) in a roll neck sweater

Kojaks roll neck is a little sore after last night with the wife

by eggydip June 11, 2004

kojak balls

Hairless testicles, either by nature or as a result of shaving the scrotum.

"Dude has no body hair whatsoever."

"Seriously ?"

"It's freaky. Chest, armpits, legs, nothing at all. I'm telling you, he even has KOJAK BALLS."

"Ewww."

by Demarates June 13, 2007

Kojak Moment

When you suddenly figure something out.

Watching a film and you figure out the plot seven minutes in, "Wow! That was such a Kojak moment!"

by scr1bl1ed April 29, 2011

Kojak Radials

Refers to car tyres that are completely without tread or bald. Kojak was a popular TV character from the 1970's played by the actor Telly Savalas, who was completely bald

Some Guy#1 "Is that the Law up ahead? Hope they don't pull me over 'cos my tyres are like Kojak Radials!"

Passenger " I'd be more worried about the fact that you just stole this car, you twat!"

by Negrophiliac May 29, 2008

Kojak head

a term for a piebald,or completely bald fellow,or the head itself. So called because the famous detective by the name is depicted as completely bald. Such guys are labeled as nerds,because of their ugly heads.

Kenny,Kevin,Jamie,Matt,Robert,William,Harun,and Tom all had their heads completely shaved,so now they're all Kojak heads. They may look cute with Kojak heads, but they sure as hell stink.

by JMC70 October 27, 2016