Kodak Movement

When you shit a turd so astonishing in size or shape that you feel compelled to photograph it as proof positive.

I've had two notable Kodak Movements. Once I crapped a turd the exact size and shape of a banana,including the stem. The other was a perfect poo question mark. A honorable mention goes to the one that looked like an Indian tomahawk.

by wolfbait51 April 24, 2011

Dirty Kodak Moment

A female you work with is extremely attractive. You know you have no shot but long to shoot one square on her face. To resolve the problem you get a picture of her, preferably a head shot, and jerk off on it. You then take a digital picture of the soiled photo and email it to her at her work address from a fake email account. After you send it to her, make sure you are in the vicinity of her desk to see her facial expression when she opens it up.

Cristina is just too fuckin hot that she left me with no other choice than to give her the Dirty Kodak Moment. You should've just seen the bitch's reaction when she saw her own face covered in my jizz.

by Frank Bastard April 16, 2008

kodak moment

An moment that is so beautiful, incredible or downright hilarious that it deserves to be preserved with a picture, and yet no one present has a camera with them.

Now that's a kodak moment

by TilltheEnd August 8, 2010

Kodak Black

A rapper who made the song "No Flockin"

Me: What you listenin to?

Davon: Kodak Black

Me: Cool

by Futurenese October 9, 2016

kodak moment

1. a nice image for a picture
2. a horribly twisted event (sarcasticlly)

look at those two, now isn't that a kodak moment.

by maxzilla June 21, 2003

So Kodak

An insult relating to something old, backwards, outdated, unfashionable, out of style, irrelevant, passe. Makes reference the film company which transcended from a large, well-known brand to obscurity and near bankruptcy. An adjective that is an insult.

Dude, your Pontiac Aztec is So Kodak!

or

After Rhianna got her faced bitched-slapped, she looked So Kodak.

by Sukka MC March 18, 2011

kodak moment

Said when something funny happens that would have made a good picture.

"Remember when he fell in the river! Hahaha what a Kodak Moment."

by Diego August 25, 2003