Cedar Knolls

An small affluent community in Northern New Jersey. Kids go to Mountview Road Elementary School, Memorial Junior School, and then Whippany Park High School. Everybody knows everybody else’s business and is nosey as hell. Kids spend their time riding their bikes around the town, swimming in the Whippany River, and exploring abandoned buildings. Most people are secret millionaires and most people live in large houses but most do not drive luxury cars. Cedar Knolls is actually an unincorporated community within Hanover Township, but has a Morris Plains mailing address and a neighborhood called Trailwoods. Cedar Knolls is known for being the home of the leader of OPK, a massive painkiller drug ring ran out of the high school in the mid 2000s. Also home to some members of the mob.

Guy 1 “yo my buddy lives in the Trailwoods section of Cedar Knolls within Hanover township but his mail goes to Morris Plains.”
Guy 2 “wut”

by cedarknolls4life July 6, 2019

grassy knollism

a story, specutation or "evidence" that ties in with a conspriacy theory. Relates to the theory that JFK was killed by an assassin on the grassy knoll.

"That's just grassy knollism!"

by Michael Keenan December 1, 2004

City knoll middle school

FAKE ASS PEOPLE CANT TRUST NO ONE TELL ONE PERSON NEXT DAY WHOLE SCHOOL KNOWS AND THE FRICKIN BULIDING IS FALLING DOWN

Friend:I like (name) don’t tell no one
Other friend:okay I won’t
Other friend(next day in city knoll middle school ):yoooo (name) likes (name)

by ORAAANNNGE June 24, 2018

Oak Knoll

A hot girl from Oak Knoll School in Summit, New Jersey. Can be identified by super short skirt. Boyfriend usually goes to Seton Hall Prep or Delbarton. Too good for Oratory boys, no matter how hard they try. Oak Knoll girls usually live in rich towns or semi rich towns like Short Hills, Morristown, Summit, e.t.c.

She goes to oak knoll.

by oks November 28, 2010

knellerhead

A complete and total asshole. Beyond the realm of bastard or shithead; a knellerhead is a title given to those not only showing exceptional skill in being a total prick, but taking above-average enjoyment in their dirty deed. To appropriatly call someone a "knellerhead" they need to be at least an asshole, but have at least a hint of malice in their actions.

Damn, man.. get a sense of humor. You're SUCH a knellerhead.

by Errol Flynn February 27, 2005

Knell

1. A person with red hair, generally used as profanity, it is an offensive term, similar to the term ranga.
2. A person with red hair's dick.

Look at that ginger over there, he's such a knell.

by Knell-licker April 29, 2013

koelle

Koelle is a smart unique person who got amazing qualities. She's funny and has great sense of humor. She's the sweetest and breathtaking person. She's intelligent and can make your day when you're feeling blue. Koelle can be crazy when you get her into a bad mood or irritate her. Koelle is an interesting person to get to know! Though, she got a beauty to blind you.

Koelle finds others to trust, but she can observe a person if she wanted to trust them. She's helpful when you're having trouble with stuff, such as your math homework or english! She has a great memories and keeps everything organized. She can play music with a great flow!

She's lovable and indescribable. You will find it hard to leave her, you will never be able to not love her. She's charming.

Koelle is a trustworthy friend. She can keeo a secret and help you with anything such as your love life! She is fun to hang out and she can help you get over your heart break!

She's a keeper!

Hey Koelle, thank you for helping me with my homework! You're great!

by thetrashcan March 24, 2017