Knob Cheese

The dried up cum on the end of a mans penis.

'I was sucking this guy off and he had so much knob cheese, it was butters'

by bob1327066 April 13, 2009

Knob Cheese

1. The "release" from a mans Penis.
2. Someone thats not very bright or a complete tool.
3. People who devote there life to "myspace"

dude 1: do you like my clothes?

dude 2: Ha no you look like a fucking knob cheese!

by Josh Skinner December 4, 2007

knob cheese

Bob Bain

Bob Bain is a knob cheese

by Scotty April 30, 2003

Knob cheese

The horrible yellow mush found under your foreskin after a numbers of days without washing.

Hey Dave, how did you get on at Glastonbury?

Great time yeah, the only negative is that I didn’t get to shower all weekend and now I’m suffering from a severe case of knob cheese.

by PintOfJizz November 14, 2018

knob cheese

this is Georges favourite meal after pussy.

George eats knob cheese

by ginger_ben123 October 7, 2021

Knob-Cheese

<noun> Offensive Chiefly British Slang

The implication that the subject of the insult is indeed so insignificant as to suggest that they are equal only to the small particles of sweat, semen and urine to be found twix the folds of the foreskin and/or other parts of the penis.

BAZZA: "Aww Chazza you fuckin' knob-cheese!"
CHAZZA: "Dahn fuckin' call me a knob-cheese, y' piece o' shit!"

by Stuart Fletcher January 29, 2005

knob-cheese

Used to describe a person who is messing around.

"Derick is being a right knob-cheese tonight"

by jojones5 August 2, 2017