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kooter cake 

When the woman has a bulge in her pants front ass that hangs out as much as her tits.
"Yo Mamma Has A Huge Kooter Cake"
Related Words
Kloter Kooter klover kolter Kooter Cake Klosterfuck klote Koter kjoter Klaters

Skuter The Kooter 

A snake that you use sexually when you want to get your girlfriend or wife pleasure in both orifices.(Bunghole and V-hole). Skuter the Kooter has been known to slither in and cause tremendous discomfort if not used properly, however the rattling affect of the tail makes many women weak in the knees.
Mark:Hey Dude, did u try out the "skuter the kooter" last night on your girl friend?

Alex:Yeah man, that shit was crazy! She woke the entire neighborhood! Then she was hissing for the next two days.
Skuter The Kooter by Sir Duke October 12, 2006

Kooter Bob 

a slang word for a females vaginal area; pussy; kit-kat
Damn man i souped as hell!
Why?
Cuzz, i got me some "Kooter Bob"!
Kooter Bob by PrettyBoyNasty August 23, 2011

Kooterpaloozer 

One who attends bon fires, party's in corn fields, or other poorly organized social gatherings in random rural area's with the intent of consuming large amounts or liquor, marijuana, and music while hanging out with high school friends and townies. Always includes music in the form of cheap boomboxes, high school garage rock bands, a polka, or some combination of.

A person who enjoy's small town raves in WI, IA, both Dakota's, and other area's with rural populations that feature high rates of "townyism".

Named for Kooter, who hosted the original Kooterpalooza in a field near Bumfuck, WI. The first annual Kooterpalooza lasted 13 days and was attended by roughly 60 locals over a six day period. Included camping, ceremonial lighting of the christmas tree bon fire - olympic torch style, 300 spud gun launches in the Spud Gun Distance and Accuracy competition, 3 lousy highschool bands (including Kooter and Woody's Last Kid Picked), seven burns, four cases of extreme diaria, three police visits (including one instigated by a person who saw the flames from a road seven miles away and called in saying the marsh was on fire), and one wild boar sacrificed to the Guy Fawkes.
On day seven of the fourth anual Kooterpalooza, Tristan, a founding Kooterpaloozer, got lost for three days when he drunkenly stumbled into the corn field to vomit after failing to hurdle the fire which didn't look quite as large from the outside as it did from the inside.
Kooterpaloozer by bOObZ March 4, 2013
Iets wat je gebruikt om nadruk te leggen op iets dat je niet heel erg fijn vindt.
Als je aan het gamen bent en je broertje stoort je, alweer: "Hou nou je klote bek eens dicht, ik probeer deze eindbaas te verslaan!"
Als je geen zin in je huiswerk hebt: "Klote school, klote boeken, klote leven, klote maatschappij, klote sociaal doen."
klote by LordMarshal January 25, 2016

kooter corn 

When you are supposed to be eating a chicken boneless bite but it tastes and looks like unicorn meat so you name it kooter corn
Friend1- “bro are you sure this shit is chicken
Friend2-“idk man tastes more like kooter corn “
kooter corn by Fancy juice November 13, 2017