Kentucky Klondike

When a person shits out a massive turd, carefully sticks it in the freezer, and then fucks themselves senseless with it.

Me: I went to the porn store last Friday.

Friend: Oh yeah? What were you looking for?
Me: I really wanted a giant black dildo.
Friend: Did you find one that you liked?
Me: OMG yes but it was way to expensive so I went the cheap route and went home and used my Kentucky Klondike!

Kentucky Klondike by Estupz March 24, 2017

Kentucky klondike bar 

The act of freezing a bowel movement and sexually penetrating another with the frozen bowel movement.

A person has the option of following a Kentucky klondike bar with a Panamanian petting zoo.

I gave my secretary a Kentucky klondike bar last night for about five minutes. When it started to get soft, I gave her a Panamanian petting zoo.

Kentucky klondike bar by Dirty Snatchez August 9, 2006

Klondike bar 

Something I would kill you for.

Jeff: You did all this for a bunch of virgins?
Achmed: Are you kidding me? I kill you for a Klondike bar.

Klondike bar by Scotty CBO January 28, 2009

Klondike Bar 

klondike bar - CRAZY GOOD

klondike bar - its a fucking ice cream bar

Klondike Bar by tupacshakur32 June 11, 2006

Russian Klondike 

A tampon which has been soaked in vodka, left in a freezer for a considerable amount of time and then inserted in the anus.

Sarah is so kinky! She acctually requested i give her a Russian Klondike.

Russian Klondike by Billy Skin July 7, 2010

klondike 

An icecream treat that was created by Isaly's, a company that originated in Pittsburgh, PA. It consists of Vanilla icecream covered by a hard chocolate coating.

When it's hot out, the best treat is a Klondike bar.

klondike by schizoartist November 2, 2004

klondike 

1. (n) A very appetizing ice cream treat

2. (n) A large black penis

1) What would you do for a Klondike bar?

2)Heard they'd do anything for a "klondike", Well I'd do anything for a blonde dyke.

Stronger - Kanye West

klondike by K*Mac October 11, 2007