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kremena

Bulgarian awesome person who is often really ticklish and great to cuddle with.
kremena is so cool, i wish i was friends with her
by adam101 January 13, 2013
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Klementyna

The most incredible, badass woman on the planet. She is smart, funny, talented, creative, compassionate, passionate, and humble. She is jaw-droppingly beautiful and has a body built for sex. She is effortlessly sexy and causes massive, widespread dick-splosions.
Klementyna made me cum in my pants just by walking in my direction. She is a legend.
by thetruth143 September 3, 2021
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Kleenex

The Kleenex is a small napkin used for many purposes, almost anything can be accomplished with the napkin. You can clean up, or mess up, with the Kleenex. One very important purpose of the Kleenex is wiping up cum or jizz. This can be one of the most efficient ways of cleaning the sticky substance.
Mom: Why are there so many Kleenex’s under your bed?
Son: I’m sick.
by Victor Kennedy Sr January 26, 2019
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Kleen

Adj; A word that is used to describe anything that is really cool.
Yo man, them new J's are kleen as hell.
by Pacc man December 25, 2016
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kleenex clean up

what a male has to do after he masterbates. Grab some kleenex and clean himself up.
hey, what are your plans for tonight?? Well about 9:00, I'm gonna watch some porn for about an hour, then a little kleenex clean up, have a smoke, and then its off to bed for me!!
by doc hargrove August 16, 2006
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kleenex baby

A tissue-cum mixture created by masturbation.
I have a tissue shortage because Tim made a kleenex baby in my bathroom!
by Timmies February 27, 2008
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Kleenex

The thing that's ready to bear all your boogers no matter how boogerily boogery they are.
Ahhh...Ahhh...Ahhhhh-- *grab Kleenex* pikaCHOO!
by Ihuj Irtahk December 28, 2009
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