Keffner

Having no desire to speak to other humans so you carry around a pencil and piece of blank paper and make it look as if its important.

Jimmy: Hey Chuck, what are you doing?
Chuck: I have this really important paper to make copies of.
Jimmy: Ok see you later.
Chuck:(to himself) Yes. Another day of pulling a Keffner.

by daringstudent April 7, 2010

Keff

An awesome dog that is black and white

Keff is awesomes!

by Pie Meister September 8, 2023

Kweff

To beat someone up, or attack them harshly.

Bro, if you saw the way that I kweffed that opp boy yute, man wouldn't be surprised if his broski left him.

by xzdripzz November 29, 2020

Kefferie

To slap the booty and leave that bitch on read in the same senario. In fucking person too.

Yo, get this bitch outa here. I already kefferied her dumbass.

by Codemann22 April 7, 2019

Keffis

The name of a person in a more or less constant state of non-balance. Often intoxicated with alcohol and/or huge amounts of nicotine. Commonly expresses things like "Whoaa oaa oo wa wa! Knulla alla brudar!"
A Keffis is rarely seen clothed during celebratory occasions.

HoboSexyKeffis

by Lars-Gunnar February 4, 2010

kreffed

the feeling of being overwhelmed by the amount of work you have.

My boss has given me so much work to do, i’m kreffed!

by kombucha girl September 25, 2020

Kieffer

Kieffer: One who smokes immense ammounts of weed, ganga, dope, green. The one of Iron longs.

The Cheef King, Kieffer The Cheefer, Keef, Keef Kat

Dan: "Aye bro, you know Kieffer?!"

Rick: "Yea the Keef Meister?"

Dan: "Yea the Cheef King, bro!"

Rick: "Bro he's a baddd mother fucka, Cheefin that Keef all day long!"

Dan: "On the real! Iron longs man."

See: Cheef, Keef

by KeefKat October 27, 2010