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Mario Kart 7

The latest installment of Mario Kart named Mario Kart 7. The game itself has the same graphics as Mario Kart Wii. The game is really fun, and every Racing Game Fans should try it out.

PROS:
The game: The game is quite addicting, and anybody could find theirselves playing the game for about 5 hours.

Communities: Communities are one of the most exciting features of Mario Kart; they are created by normal players, IGN Moderators, and even Nintendo itself. A community is a group of racers, who compete each other to win permanent points. For example, on the Let's Play community, one player has first place by collecting 2,500 points by racing.

Kart customisations: For the first time, you get to actually create your custom kart! From the standard original kart to the famous Gold Kart, from the regular tires to the Slick tires, from the Super Glider to the Gold Glider, the new kart ideas are endless!

CONS:

Addiction: The game is extremely addicting, and you do not want to stay up all night, trying to beat the Mirrored Lightning Cup.

Connection: The worldwide connection is somewhat poor, for when you get ready for another race, a communication error occurs.
Gamer1: Is that the new Mario Kart?
Gamer2: Yeah! It's pretty fun!
Gamer1: WHOA!! Wait, why is there a '7' at the end of the name?
Gamer2: It's the seventh installment of the Mario Kart Series.
Gamer1: Why don't they just call it Mario Kart 3D?
Gamer2: It's also called Mario Kart 7 because of the famous Lucky 7 number, so they decided to create a new item called the Lucky 7 that lets you have all items at once.
Neighbor: SHUT UP, I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!
Mario Kart 7 by NiteStrike December 30, 2011
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Super Smash Kart 

Super Smash Kart: Super Smash Bros and Mario Kart combined
Cole: Yo Michael, you gonna cop that new Super Smash Kart?
Michael: Yeah bruh I heard that you can knock other people’s Kart off the map.
Cole: Damn, you can? Michael bro that’s insane.
Michael: I also heard that you can customize your Kart.
Cole: You can!? That’s it, lets go to GameStop now bruh.
Michael: Aight.
Related Words

Kartrashian 

Someone who has gone way beyond their fifteen minutes of fame into becoming omnipresent in every corner of social media, when they became famous for something that shouldn't be bragged about, i.e., a sex tape, reality show, etc., or is a wannabe who aspires to being such by whoring themselves out (figuratively or literally) to get attention.
It can also be used in connection with movie remakes or sequels that have outlived their original entertainment value.
Jim: "How about going to the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie tonight?"
Jane: "I love Johnny, but that franchise has become too Kartrashianed for my taste! In fact, I understand that 2011 has the most sequels ever released- a total Kartrashian year!"

Sue:"Are you watching the new reality series set in Dallas?"
Anne: "Hell no! Yet another group of Kartrashians looking for some big break!"
Kartrashian by Olivianonymous August 23, 2011

Mario Kart Depression 

When you get extremely depressed and turn emo because of something small or stupid
Did you see Rhys? I heard he has Mario Kart Depression, what a LOSER!

Garfield Kart 

A 3DS game from 2015 that was created by God himself. Ancient Byzantine empires held Garfield Kart on a golden pedestal, which caused many a global conflict. WW1 was actually caused when Archduke Franz Ferdinand came into a copy of Garfield Kart: Epic Jesus Corkscrew Edition, and Gavrilo Princip was like, "Oh hell nah, I'm finna kill this boi."
Jesus: Can I have video game making abilities to please our subjects?

God: Of course, son.

Jesus: *Actually makes Garfield Kart, which causes eternal turmoil*

Also Jesus: wOrLd WaR tImE.
Garfield Kart by TheLastHomicide November 29, 2018

Mario kart 

a game that will leave you with one friend less
Chad: THE BLUE SHELL IS UNFAIR, I WANT A MARIO KART REMATCH
Fred: YOU'RE JUST A SORE LOSER
Chad: *punches fred
Mario kart by SuperM789 January 1, 2019

Mario Kart Wii 

Me: Hey dude, you wanna play Mario Kart Wii?
Friend: you mean funky biike wii? everyone sweats so hard with funky kong flame runner, its absurd
Me: But do you?
Friend: hell yeah
Mario Kart Wii by CoolStarDood January 26, 2020