Mahal kita

Mahal Kita means I love you in Tagalog, the national language of the Philippines.

Mahal kita honey

by the computer doc April 25, 2004

takeshi kitano

Quite simply one of the best directors in the world right now, as well as being the epitome of cool in his acting persona, "Beat" Takeshi (taken from his stint in stand-up double act, The Two Beats) in most of his own films, as well as the likes of Battle Royale, Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence, Gonin and (oops) Johnny Mnemonic.

Best known for his Yakuza films (such as Sonatine and Brother), as well as Hana-bi and the truly fantastic Zatoichi - both of which winning the Venice Film Festival in 1997 and 2003 respectively.

Also known for presenting Takeshi's Castle - which makes as much sense as Francis Ford Coppola's Saturday Night Takeaway if you think about it. Not to be confused with the qually brilliant and prolific (if borderline deranged) Takashi Miike.

Zatoichi
Sonatine
Brother
Hana-bi

by OD Smith March 21, 2005

Kitana

An amazing girl, not scared to smack a hoe when needed and doesn't take shit from anyone. Beautiful eyes, 100karat gold skin. Her dark aura is sexy and pulling and her dark eyes could suck you in a whole new world. Loves her man and loves video games. One of a kind, definately a keeper.

Man, did you see that girl across the room? Sexiest eyes man

Yeah, she must've been a kitana

by drinkingketchup August 27, 2013

Dirty Kitana

About the best female friend you can ever have. Will be there for you in every way you can think possible. Sexy and provocative. Knows she's the best and will prove it if provoked.

Damn I wish my girl was a Dirty Kitana, but I get stuck with ugly bitches like Skanky Monique's!

by DaximK July 14, 2020

takeshi kitano

It's the Japanese equivalent of God or Jesus Christ. This is because of his immense talent as a filmmaker, comedian, writer, social commentator, satire, painter, killer, finger-cutter, hiker, athlete, stopping bullets with his chin, slapping drug-dealers around at public restrooms around 20 times in a single cut, storming and destroying magazine studios like "FRY DAY" who dare to tarnish his name, getting arrested after storming magazine studios like "FRY DAY" who dare to tarnish his name, resurrecting after mortal motorcycle accidents and coming back even more badass than before and discovering new talents, cooking, etc.

He is also the man Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer combined wish they could be.

"Takeshi Kitano died and came back to life! Now he has a broken wrist, an eyepatch, sticks chopsticks to Yakuza henchmen's eyes... and paints! God help us!
-Did you say 'God'?
-You're right--oh my..."

by mrkitano November 25, 2006

ketaqueen

A gay guy whose drug of choice is horse tranquilizer aka ketamine although they are liable to try any white powder as long as you tell them it's K and/or free. Will pledge to Venmo you tomorrow in return for a bump but good luck with that since they will usually have lost their phone /wallet/keys by then. Anyone who introduces *themselves* as a ketaqueen should be considered a red flag... find an immediate excuse to leave.

"Oh gurrrrrrl, is that K? Can I take a bump? I'm such a ketaqueen. Can I borrow a key? I lost mine lol..."

by areuserious August 4, 2019

Kitan

Kitan. Or as their mothers say it, K-i-t-o. Kitan is the name that belongs to an amazing girl or boy. Usually African, Kitans' normally have a longer name but shorten it to Kitan. They have a tendency to be rude but deep down there is a heart somewhere, even if it takes long to find. kitans are very good on the scale of looks too. Kitans' have a weird but bubbly personality once you get to know them and they are a great type of friend to have. Kitans' generally do not share, so do not ask for sweets from them. Kitans' are also very funny and have a great sense of humor. If you have a Kitan in your life, watch out, not only are they sneaky and sly but they are amazing friends too.

Person 1: Is that April, Jessica and Kitan?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Damn, Kitan is fineeeee!

by pengalicious May 23, 2019