kismetfish

Ampora's failed attempts to hate-snog anything with a pulse.

Cronus was a kismetfish when he tried to get with Porrim

by PreachyFish May 31, 2015

kismet

A great unix wi-fi (wireless) scanner that supports lots of wlan cards.

man i just compiled kismet and it's so much better than network stumbler

by bravo8 May 26, 2006

Kizmit

Kizmit- a period of time streching beyond eternity, infinity, forever, or quillis. truly unending and absolutly limitless

I will love you for kizmit

our love will last for kizmit

by Smorenz February 18, 2010

Kidmittment

A relationship solely based on a child or conception of such.

We were just casual sexual partners, but after the positive pregnancy test results, I knew I was going to have to step up and make a kidmittment.

by Shotokanmaster October 16, 2010

Kimmit

The action of rudely ignoring the people you most commenly are around by texting other individuals or listening to your Ipod.

I was trying to make a move on my girlfriend on our date, but she "kimmed it"

Dude, i'm trying to bond with you, why do you have the need to kimmit?

by Relishtheif342 May 4, 2011

kidd kismet

A kid who thinks he is cool but really is cringe.

A: Is that kidd kismet?
B: yeah hes making another shitty beat

by wdadasggrgr November 2, 2020

Kismet

Fate; destiny, should never be confused with YOLO.

This noun is often mistaken for an adverb.

"I kismet, you kismet, he/she/we kismet. Kismeting, kismetology-the study of kismet, it's first grade Davenn".

by VelociJinya April 18, 2018